Anyone know what the rodeo position is?
Take wife and bend her over doggie style
Then ya whisper in her ear, "your sister likes this too"
Then hang on for five seconds
If u like penis colonic...
and gettin fucked in the ass
Me fail english? thats unpossible
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
I have a dry sense of humor.. ya gotta lick me till I'm funny
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Has no spirit guide... sold it for a bottle of crown.. and a blowjob from a succubus and she didn't swallow... I was robbed
Our father who art in heaven... astro be thy name...
thy roomies come thy will be done in a1 as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily chat and deliver us from snerties... Amen
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more
Oral sex makes your whole day ... anal sex makes your hole weak
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
RAT SHIT BAT SHIT Dirty OLD TWAT
69 assholes TIED IN A KNOT!
I have never been on drugs-- unless sitting on a dime bag is being on them
Sticking a phone up my butt so I can make booty calls!
I would trade pics, but I haven't opened my Email since the Anthrax scare
A mind is a terrible thing to taste
You can pick ur nose.... and you can pick ur friends... but YOU MAY NOT pick ur friends' nose
MusicGurl007: May I ask you a question about god?
MusicGurl007: May I ask you a question about music?
Nepiphany 727: May I ask you why the hell you're iming me incessantly???
MusicGurl007: God loves you so much that He has already made the way for you to go to heaven, and He gives you the right to make the choice. He wants you to choose Him and heaven. Works or how good we are do not get us into heaven. No one can get into heaven except through Jesus. Would you like to be sure that you would go to heaven?
Nepiphany 727: I believe in satan sorry
Nepiphany 727: 666 and all that
MusicGurl007: May I ask you a question about music?
Nepiphany 727: No
Nepiphany 727: Just go away 'fore I sacrifice you
MusicGurl007: Thank you so much for your time...have a good day...good bye.
Nepiphany 727: Comeeeeee baccccckkkk i need a sacrificccceeeee and I haven't quite sacrificed you yet
Confucious say, " Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky ".
Doesn't believe in penises.. thinks they're made up stories to scare kids, like the boogeyman
C-section - a womb with a view
Marriage is an institution.. I've already been institutionalized.. *shows lobotomy scar*
Worried guitar players fret too much
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear foolish than it is to open it and remove all doubt
My balls are small but plentiful my scrotum has the sound of maracas playing
I love Euretha Franklin
Whats green and sings?
Frank Snotra
My grandfather always said "you can't fight city hall,,,but you can shit on the steps"
::Starts singing Fleetwood Mac::: rock on gold bond womannnn
Sung to the tune "Killing me softly" by the fugees
Fucking you gently with his dong,,,fucking you gently,,,,with his dong
Opinions are like assholes... everyone has one and theyre usually full of shit
Spread those buttcheeks boyo, cause this meat plane is coming in for a landing
"Oompa loompa oompity do...my cock is orange and my balls are all blue.....
"If I dont get laid or somehow manage to spew....
"I'll be one fucked oompity do"
from "Willy Wanker and the spooge factory"
Jell-O is just Kool-Aid with a hard-on!
Listen listen a cat is pissin where where under a chair
Im never wrong.... once i thought i was, but i was mistaken.
Youre scaring me dont be stern I tend to pee in my pants
CONFUCIUS SAY..IF WOMAN ON TOP ,YOU FUCK UP..
I once filled the tub with cocacola and got in and fell asleep. When I woke up I had an oversize clit
Yes i smell like sex,,it disturbs me
I usually end up fucking my pet goat. She thinks it's pretty fun.
You don't think pussy is the first word that leaps into my mind whenever someone mentions a cat?
Is toothpick nipple friendly? in case I run out of whipped cream
Are you homonymphobic?
I found Jesus! He was behind the fridge the whole time!
Catch a fart and paint it green and put it on a movie screen
He who braggeth about sexual prowess is limpdik
It's not the size of the hammer..its how u BANG it!!
It's not the size of the wave..its the motion of the ocean
It's not the size of the bait, its how you wiggle the worm
Go put an infant on the barbie you cannibalistic wench
Your Pluto is Inconjunct-Quincunx your Chiron in Gemini indicating an unnatural loathing of Gemini sperm donors.
Dude? I find myself more reluctant to use that term as i was informed by my son the other day, in what i imagine is an attempt to crawl out from under the heel of another generation,,, that dude in their world is defined as the hair on the butt of an elephant
No .. actually this room is a cover for a blister poppers support group
LOL I'm a gem rising, I knoe stuff*
Geritol complete now with Piss� becuase grandpa wont know the difference
I'm bloated and i look like a hippo and i'm disgusting!! [cries]
Backalaka houna mouna liki liki ono minaokalakamana
That's back in hawaiian
Dirty minded peeps needa get brain washed
a leprechaun shat in me lager!
Florida: now with 20% more humidity
gold bond on bush = fire in the hole
imao=I�m mounting an ostrich
god is not liberal when he deals out dick sizes
he also said my vagina is temperamental
Rehab is for quitters
Why did Popeye slug Jesus?
For going to mount Olive.
Little boy blew, he needed da money
imagine someone while humping the shit outta someone has,,, let go, in their zest
<--Not an enlarged penis... but I play with one on AOL..
lisal256: who are you talkin to
Nepiphany 727: to myself...
Nepiphany 727: we're having an argument right now
lisal256: are you crazy
Nepiphany 727: umm.... absolutely not ::::::Drools:::
lisal256: are you sure
Nepiphany 727: yeahhhh definitely yeah
Nepiphany 727: i have a bug collection... wanna see?
lisal256: yeah
Nepiphany 727: ok brb
Nepiphany 727: ohh shit.... my bugs got out of their cage :o\
lisal256: lol
Nepiphany 727: :-D
lisal256: hello
Nepiphany 727: yesh?
lisal256: hello
Nepiphany 727: nepfucius say, u have no profile
Nepiphany 727: wasnt that profound?
Nepiphany 727: hmm u no talkie too much
Nepiphany 727: where did you go? come back little man
Nepiphany 727: heyyy is there anyone in there?
lisal256: I love u baby
Nepiphany 727: umm....... are u trippin?
lisal256: i was just playin
Nepiphany 727: well never say things which u don�t mean..... could get ya in trouble.... my two cents
lisal256: sorry miss smartee pants
Nepiphany 727: smart? nah I�m autistic
Nepiphany 727: yeah definitely yeah
lisal256: i got to bounce
Nepiphany 727: later
SCOOBIEDOO51: hi
SillverOrchid: Hello
SCOOBIEDOO51: asl
SCOOBIEDOO51: hello
SCOOBIEDOO51: :-(
SillverOrchid: I�m old... LOL
SCOOBIEDOO51: ooo
SillverOrchid: 80 with no teeth
SillverOrchid: :::drools::::::
SillverOrchid: whatsa matter... ?? You�re quiet?
SillverOrchid: Maybe I need to turn up my hearing aide?????
SCOOBIEDOO51: gtg
SillverOrchid: THERE!
SillverOrchid: much better
SillverOrchid: Nooo don�t go.......
SCOOBIEDOO51: lol
SCOOBIEDOO51: ok
SillverOrchid: :::::::wanders off to look at her dentures:::::::::
SCOOBIEDOO51: lol
SCOOBIEDOO51: :-)
SillverOrchid: how old are you ?
SCOOBIEDOO51: why
SCOOBIEDOO51: ?????
SillverOrchid: cause you Imd me? Afraid of talking to an old lady?
SillverOrchid: Wanna see my teeth? I have pictures of them
SCOOBIEDOO51: no gtg
SillverOrchid: Kill joy
SCOOBIEDOO51: bye
SillverOrchid: ::chases him with my walker::
SillverOrchid: Byeeeee
ABIA2HOT4U: WANT A READING
Nepiphany 727: sure!!! could we do it in the room?
ABIA2HOT4U: NO I DONT LIKE ALOT OF PEOPLE TO BE THERE!
Nepiphany 727: why?
Nepiphany 727: self cncious?
ABIA2HOT4U: NO JUST TAKE MY GIFT REALLY SERIOUSLY
Nepiphany 727: scuse moi conscious i mean
ABIA2HOT4U: I KNOW
Nepiphany 727: well zzeees is good practice no?
ABIA2HOT4U: LETS TALK
Nepiphany 727: about?
ABIA2HOT4U: YOUR LIFE
Nepiphany 727: that�s a one chapter book my friend
ABIA2HOT4U: BUT THERS SO MANY CHAPTERS LEFT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEM
Nepiphany 727: sides yer sposed to tell me about... yer the reader *wink*
ABIA2HOT4U: WHY YOU SO OFFENSIVE
Nepiphany 727: offensive? I wasn�t aware of my idiosyncrasies
ABIA2HOT4U: HEY IM NOT PLAYING IF YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY GAMES THEN BYE!
Nepiphany 727: yer a poser.... you can�t read can u?
ABIA2HOT4U: I CAN READ MORE AND BETTER THE MS.CLEO!
Nepiphany 727: yeah right ROFL she�s a fake too
ABIA2HOT4U: FAKE CLEO RULESE
Nepiphany 727: yeah uhhh.... btw.. yer village called.... their idiot is missing
Nepiphany 727: so where�s my reading?
ABIA2HOT4U: READ THIS YOU SUCK AND SO DOES YOUR FAT ASS DADD
Nepiphany 727: my fat ass dad is dead...
ABIA2HOT4U: YOUR MOTHERS A MAN
Nepiphany 727: and don�t bother saying mom then, she�s dead too
ABIA2HOT4U: WELL YOUR AUNITE
Nepiphany 727: i have no family
Nepiphany 727: the reaper has claimed them all
ABIA2HOT4U: OH! IF YOU DONT CHANGE YOUR WAYS HELL GET U 2 AND HE'LL FUCK YOU DOGGY STYLE!
Nepiphany 727: here�s hoping
ABIA2HOT4U: OH
Nepiphany 727: ill not fear death.....
Nepiphany 727: rather bask in its warm glow :-D
ABIA2HOT4U: YOUR GONNA FEAR HIS DICK IN YOUR AZZ
Nepiphany 727: dick in my ass? Impossible! I�m inpenetratable!
ABIA2HOT4U: BELIEVE ME HE GOTS A BIG DICK YO MAMI TOLD ME!
Nepiphany 727: WTF is a mami?
ABIA2HOT4U: SO YOU LIKE IT IN YOUR PUSSY? OR YOUR MOUTH ASK YOUR DADDY!
Nepiphany 727: boy u are perpetually eclectic... I find this conversation most ridiculous and way existential
ABIA2HOT4U: YOUR KOOL BUT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU THAT AT THE BEGINING
Nepiphany 727: yeah uh huh
Nepiphany 727: "cant beat em join em" is that what yer figgerin?
ABIA2HOT4U: WHAT? FINE I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED SO HARD THAT YOUR NUTS FALL OFF
Nepiphany 727: ummm well that would be impossible sir.... they�re in Johnson�s underwear
Nepiphany 727: will u fondle my nuts for me?
ABIA2HOT4U: I THOUGHT YOU HAD A PUSSY!
Nepiphany 727: I have both
Nepiphany 727: wanna see? I took pix!!!
ABIA2HOT4U: GO PLAY WIT YOUR TWATH! SEND IT HOE!
Nepiphany 727: hoe = a garden tool that is used for planting
Nepiphany 727: but I have no fuckin clue what a twath is
ABIA2HOT4U: ITS WHATS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!
Nepiphany 727: um I have nothing tween them.... I am asexual, thus being born of neither.... void of gender
ABIA2HOT4U: WELL LETS SEE!
Nepiphany 727: can ya dig it my man,,, its way righteous
ABIA2HOT4U: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Nepiphany 727: im simply not that kinda hermaphie.... I never show my stump on the first date
ABIA2HOT4U: OH AND NEWAYZ IM A FEMALE!
Nepiphany 727: are u sure?
Nepiphany 727: im not sure
Nepiphany 727: surely u cant be sure if im not sure
Nepiphany 727: so.... are u sure?
ABIA2HOT4U: yup i got the tightest pussy you,ll ever lick
Nepiphany 727: um i dont eat snatch
ABIA2HOT4U: but you aint licken shit!
ABIA2HOT4U: oh you like azz
Nepiphany 727: u want me to u just don�t wanna admit it coz u know ill tell u no
ABIA2HOT4U: oh yes you would say yes 1
Nepiphany 727: nah I�m not into skanks
ABIA2HOT4U: you only fuck guys that�s cool!
Nepiphany 727: ummm I�m bored with u so I shall send thee away shoo fly.... don�t bother me
ABIA2HOT4U: bia bia
He Man: i manage a nightclub hvn
Neppy: ((((((((((he man))))))))))))
Neppy: (((((((((((ragey))))))))))))))
Random person: im a server
Neppy: ack.... annorexic fontage
He Man: where at?
Random person: Black Anus
Random person: angus
Neppy: :>O lolol
He Man: lmao
Neppy: ROFL that was superb freudian
Random person: true typo though
Women do not burp, fart, sweat or snore.... Therefore, they must bitch or they will blow up.
As my daddy always said (he really did..but only when drunk..which was like..always) women are fine..sheep are divine...but llamas are numero uno
My secret to penis enlargement is to date girls with small hands
neppy in the corner mumbling what i don't know
and 5er in the other looking for that elusive ho.
and rhi is off to england,
yo, you forgot my rock,
and beaach is just waiting
to sit on her honeys....
oooooops
Nothing like a boner deflater than the sight of froth
You know. aol floors me with its stupidity sometimes. How come I can't make a room called "private porno chat" but I can make one called,"Kneel geisha slut"?
As elvis said" U can squat on down, sit on my face wiggle those hips all over the plce, do anything, ya wanna do, but uh-uh baby watch out when i spew"
You are intitled to your ignorance
Ever notice that the rate of necrophilia just about equals the number of morticians?
The intimidation of those 4 little words... "bend over and cough"
bein a chicken sux ..u get laid once and the only one who sits on yer face is yer mom : )~
Never trust anthing that bleeds for five days and doesnt die.
Sung to the tune Magic carpet ride, by Steppenwolf.
You dont know what we can find
Why dont ya come with me little girl on a magic moustache ride
WELL
You dont know what we can see
Why dont ya spread your legs for me and let me lick you where you pee.
red has a mighty fine booty
its my best "asset"
Love swallows, lust licks it off her own breasts while he watches
I would walk on water.. but I can't swim
After being married 19 years ive realized that i am buy sexual..the way i get sex is to buy it
Yeah yeah Sum .... and I am the King of the land of Fah ..... I am The Fah King ruler
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
