Keep in mind that the names of the people involved herein have been omitted for protection purposes. If you see something youve said here and would like credit, EMAIL ME and I will add your screen name to your quotes. WARNING! This page of my site is not recommended for children under the age of 18, due to adult themes, profaine language and other objectional material. If you are under 18 years of age, please click here  Wolves can't be all bad if they'll eat your grandmother. Even grandpa won't do that There's a great new book called "eat right, exercise, feel great and die anyway" IM SORRY BUT MY KARMA JUST RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA Don�t knock on Death's door.... ring the doorbell and run.. He hates that Confucious say person who stand on toilet is high on pot I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. Virginity is like a bubble, one prick and it's all gone. 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A receding "hare" line I SO NASTY I MAKE RIGHT GUARD TURN LEFT The square root of 69....8 something NEW MOVIES: Crouching tiger hidden dragon: Crotchless Panties Hidden dildo Forest Gump: Foreskin Gump The adventures of huckleberry Finn: The Adventures of Fuckleberry Sinn Never ending story: never ending Whorey Matrix: GayTrix Star wars: Star Whores The emperor strikes back: the emperor likes Crack Episode one: The phantom menace: episode 1 "The Crotchless menace episode 1 "Phantom Penis" I was only drinking coffee but switched to cock an hour ago Meanwhile, back at the fort granny was beatin' off the injuns... but they still kept cumming" Your Sun may be in Aquarius but your head is in Uranus Gods' cruelest joke was to give men two heads, but only enough blood to use one at a time. Sung to the tune "In the navy" by the villiage people: "In the naval/you can put your chewing gum/in the naval" "a spot for your man to cum" beer <------ helping ugly people have sex since 1865 I am so wound up I don't know whether to wind my ass or scratch my watch Two cannibals were eating a clown one turns to the other and says does this taste funny to u I recently got into astronomy and put in a skylight. My upstairs neighbors are really pissed Sung to the tune "I'm too sexy" by Right said Fred I'm too sexy for my diaper.... too sexy for my walker tooo sexy for viagra I'm a senior ya know what I mean and I get incontinent on the catwalk I dont know about air signs, but I do know that Pikachu is an electricity Pokemon. False advertising would be wearing a sock in my trousers... I don't do that anymore. Girls just wanna have fun. They dont need a guy with feelings until theyre 26 or something and by then, all the guys with feelings have turned gay oh and next time you want to serve a woman, be sure to say" At your cervix" Some person: do u think if u squeeze yourself hard enough u could blow up? Nepiphany 727: well whore daf... ur bodily fluids have no where to go once pressure is increased Nepiphany 727: like a water ballooon Some person: whore daf? Some person: lmao Nepiphany 727: omg lmaooo Nepiphany 727: freudian slippage Nepiphany 727: i mean shore******* Nepiphany 727: thats the funniest typo i ever made 1st Person: wearin nothing but a lei 2nd Person: I hate gettin leid against will,....no means no.. Sung to the tune "Bobby McGee" by many people... LOL Ok Janis Joplin in this case busted flat in astro one... waiting for a seer... and im drowning out sorrows in my beer Kerley came and generalized... just fore it rained knowlege of astro they did feign well i pulled out my crossbow... and my flaming bolts for it..... and aimed it right at their friggon head.. Blood gushing like turpentine I Tied their hands up with barbed twine No more generalizations from the dead Im out of estrogen and I have a gun... any questions? i practice bitchery, not witchery Why does peter pan fly?? If you got hit in the peter with a frying pan, you'd fly too! Sung to the tune "Gin and Juice" by snoop doggy dog Rooling down the street eating cous cous sipping on wheat grass juice Laid back, with my mind on my ginseng and my ginseng on my mind Idea for an answering machine Sung to the tune "The macarena" By I dunno lol You ve reached our machine coz we are not at home Or we are so busy that we cant pick up the phone So leave yer name and number and a message at the tone And we'll call ya later Optional words for "margaritaville" By Jimmy Buffet Wasted away again no cleaning ville Searching for my lost bucket and mop Some jerkoffs claim that its a womans job to clean But I know.... dododododo that I'd rather shop Wasted away again in bong and reeferville Searching for my lost baggie of pot Some people claim that smokin bud is lame But I know... dododododo That they dont know squat Wasted away again in balls and peterville Searching for a nice erected cock Some people say that they are the best lay but i know...dodododododo its just stuffed with a sock "ODE TO CHEESE" Once there was a young Miss, Who was about as holey as Swiss, when asked if she woulda she was as good as gouda Individually (un)wrapped, you would wish.. Once a young lad had felt betta When he had dipped a certain item in chedda quite often he'd unzip and use the cheese as a dip.. and when he was finished he was very unsteada.... Cheese is a wonderful thing to eat, but The cholesterol can drive the doctor into a nut But my biggest belief is Cheese can bring great relief.. Especially when it has been cut....... Woo Hoo!! (___) V V ** Moooooooooooooooo!!!!! |
