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Christian Missionaries
Umes Shrestha
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I don't go against all those converts who have changed their religion from hindu to christian or from buddist to christian or even from muslim to christian for that matter. It doesn't make a difference whether you are buying hindu shit or christian shit from the shop near your house, shit is shit after all. Different package but the same content ! However that's not the point here.

I think those people made a good decision by changing their religion. At least it's worked that way to one person I know. He said to me, " I have been a good hindu for a long time and what did i get ? Poverty, humiliation, and shit-respect. Now I am happy. They look after me and my family. If I have any problem I just need to ask and they are always there taking care. Life is good now. What do u think about it ? You wanna try out Jesus ? "

Well, he's got a point.

I have a lot of not so close relatives who turned into chirstiansheep. Can't blame them at all. When you see a lot of oppertunities to prosper financially, you really can't sit back worshiping poor hindu gods. Money matters much more than the tikas and temples in this world. So obviously, these Christian Missionaries target poor people in the villages. They give you support, education for ur chidren, medicine, work... all you have to do is be a Christian, hail Virgin Mary, sing hymns (from Nepali verson of New Testament) and glorify Jesus' wealthy ass. That's it !

But hell no, that's NOT it ! These missionaries train them folks and send em to the houses of other people. Every two days or other, there's someone knocking on your door to talk about the son of god (dog). These folks come in groups and try to preach about Christianity and act as if they had been sleeping walking and drinking with Jesus from time immemorial. That is bullshit ! If you wanna be a christian, do it. We all know all you folks are trying to do is survive and live a comfortable life. But don't come out to other people's houses talking bullshit as if you were chosen for the greatest mission to save the humanity.

You guys changed cos they are paying you off well. Christians are rich! If I were richer, I would definitely pay one of those christian turned folks and ask them to give me a blowjob in the name of Virgin Mary. Hell, they will do that I'm sure. Always keep turning your head about where's there even more money ! May be the Muslim community should really think about it, their Christian counterparts are succedding. Bring in some more cash muslim dudes and sure there's gonna be more muslims here than the christians and hindus.

Meanwhile, will you please back your righteous-ass off !

       
     
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