[Curtain up]
[Applause]

Hey, this is for the people, this whole riot, confusion, this whole revolution stuff is for the people. We are fighting for people's rights, their safety, prosperity and well being. Try to understand us alright ! We are not after any sleeky power chairs. We are for the people's interest. We are gonna fight till we get what we want.
[Applause]

And here we are. We are also fighting against the current system. With our own legion of brainwashed morans who are ready to give away their worthless lives, we are gonna create havoc and yank the power off the dictatorshit.
[Terror]

Ok let's take a break for sometime. This whole DEMONstration has got to our nerves. Our backs are kinda weary right now. Let's pull off some trick ok. How about a relay hunger strike ! That's a great idea man. I will go get my lunch and attend this national farce and you come later and relieve off me of my strike. Ok got it.
[Applause and whistles]

Oh now, the Americans are trying to interfere in our country's "maamala". These foreingners better try learning not sticking their noses in other's shit. We know how to handle this situation and we don't need any goddamn help, you intruders !! We are Gorkhalis, we know how to retaliate, got it? When it comes to our nationality, we are not gonna sit down here and take all your shits. Have you forgotten the lesson we tought the British some centuries ago? We are the Bahadurs (not like the gatekeeper wearing Nepali topi in Hindi cinemas... Open the gate Bahadur. Yes Madam ). We are the Sherpas (not like the one who mocks Nepal in the Cokacola ad.) This is our country dammit! We have the Mt. Everest (which lies in the northern part of India by the way ! It's ok not to mention Nepal) Retaliate !
[Wild applause]

We need to get our hands on them chairs or else you people won't have a chance to breathe in serene freshening air. So why don't you go on bearing the pain like you have always done. Patience, dear brothers and sisters of the nation. Patience. This whole thing will turn out to be good for you all, we promise. (Ahem, did I sound pathetic ? I don't know how they still buy all my bullshit..haha)
[Applause]

And no! Miss Nepal contest won't help restore the people's rights and peace in the country. We need women on the streets, shouting, snatching the riot-sticks and fighting with the cops. That's more fun and productive than a lousy boring Western style beauty contest. What a rip off! Ofcourse they do wave their hands and show their shaven armpits, don't they ? And Gosh it would be revolutionary to see them contestents in bikinisuits. Revolution is the key word here, my dear people. Rise up ! Rise up and enjoy the drama, cos it's not gonna end soon. And don't forget, it's a classic tragedy with a touch of barbaric comic. People always suffer. Got it ?

[Long noisy applause]
[Curtain down slowly]