# Case One: A ride on the microbus from Ratnapark to Lagankhel
Prosecuter :
Microbus, "janata ko pajero" ! It's pretty much a struggle to get on the microbus around office time. Well if you have a bike or car or helicopter, don't bother waiting for the microbus. You arenot so lucky though if u don't ride microbuses. One - you miss those comfy leather seats which are normally bearing more than enough persons. Two - you miss all the different sorts of chats that take place inside. Politics is a popular subject and besides it, love, life and whatelse. Three - you will miss FM stations and mostly, Hindi songs.

Oppentent:
Objection Their Honor !! FMs also play English songs and a lot of nepali pop songs.

Prosecuter :
Shut up!! Don't butt in.
Ok..it's a know fact that FM stations live on Hindi songs. They got shows featuring Hindi Best Songs re, Top Hindi Movies re, Features on Hindi Actors re, Hindi Evergreen songs re, Life History of Hindi Actors, etc etc. Don't ask me how do i know these shits.. man, u ride on a microbus (and yeah of course our dear old minibuses and some tempos too) and u will have ur hindi vocabulory stronger than ever. You will also get to listen to rjs saying " Tapai le telephone 'garyo'...dhanyabad ". May be some day you will hear " aap ne phone garyo...bhahut dhanybad ".

The Judge :
Order Order.. This is NO CASE. Stupid dick ! This sounds really personal and yeah, there are lots of FMs.



# Case Two: Did u watch Zee News ???
Prosecuter :
There was some killing by Maoshits some weeks ago. And like always, international media has to make this a big issue and do the novel job of spreading the news around the globe. I mean they are showing these news all over the world. So, now some correspondent of the Indian news channel askes some question to our some Minister (i forgot his respected name). That guy askes in English becos he doesn't know nepali and since it was a worldwide telecast, he preferred asking in English. So some " what is the situation ..blah blah..? " and what the hell... holyshit.. our respected minister is replying in Hindi straightaway. Dude what were u doing? If you din't know how to reply in English, you should have replied in Nepali..cos there's always some translater who can make your statement clear to others.
ok ok i understand.. u showing ur loyality to India. Good job!!!

Opponent :
Well pee-lord, I was watching cricket match between India and Pakistan (was really interesting too !)

Prosecuter :
No wonder, our dearest neighbour can claim Gautam Buddha's birthplace Lumbini is in their land. And if you take a gander at some old Guniese Book of World Records, you will see this face about Mt.Everest : the highest mountain in the world... lies on the norther part of Himalayan Range of India. And the word 'Nepal' is no where to be seen.

The Judge :
Order Order.. I am neutral in political shits. So case not to be mentioned again. And besides, I watch Indian MTV ( hottest chicks all around).



# Case Three: Should Traffic Officers should be charged ?
Prosecuter :
Traffic Officers have hectic days..standing around eating those dust and gulping al those smoke. But that's the fun about it. Every now and then you get to do your part-time job..or let's say extra-work. So just stop any vehicle, ask for the papers and credentials...and most of the time get some tips. Hard-earned money i guess. One of the universal truth: Men in Blue do like to work hard.
And they can travel for free. If you are some driver and this officer-dude stops you, gets inside and says "let's move", then don't fool around debating. Just move on and when his destination arrives, let him out and say "good day to u sir". So what happens if the conductor askes for the fare "bhada" with that officer?

Opponent :
Hey, mind your bullshit alright ! One of my sala (my wife's brother) is in the traffic service too.

The Judge :
Order Order you fools... tell that conductor " tero BAJE sanga bhada magya??? murkha." I will see that there's a new rule written in our constitution - traffic officer = god. (spell 'god' opposite !) Anyone violeting this rule will be sent to piss-soaked jail without the possibility of any parole.



# Case Four: Demonstrations (here for example take "Women's Day")
Prosecutor :
It's just 8 o clock on our dear old Ghantaghar and down below the road, we can see a very enthuastic gathering with all the types of placards and banners. They march ahead shouting, chanting, singing and some even dancing (not to forget a huge traffice jam behind). Those women just seemed happy...totally excited about the day ahead. So they move ahead "Women's Right !!", "Equal Rights !!", "Stop Dominating Women !!", "Education for Women!!" Look ! even that ngo-woman who rides in pajero is down on the street for the demonstration. Bravo !

What is this great deal of drama for?? What a farce ! "kina yetro natak?" We all know nothings really going to happen!! But these women are dancing...haha.

Opponent :
They do have a hard day of all those shoutings and walking under the sun, poor women. But hey,at the end of the day, they DO get to have nice refreshments!! HEHE !! It doesn't matter even if everything's forgotten tomorrow.. all those slogans and chantings. It's all about getting on the national news and radio-airplays.

The Judge :
Order Oder. My wife's also a woman activist, i don't wanna go home and get my butt in serious trouble. This is a ridiculus case. Demonstrations are good for health (you walk miles ) so, on the Healthy grounds, ur case dismissed again!!!
Enough of these cases now assholes. Let me bail outta here now...my ass is itchy!