Proverbs

Last Updated 4-13-00 2:27 pm
Here is a list of good sayings to help you carry your day a bit further. Alas, I don't know who said what for many of these quotes. Bear with me.

Yogi Berra:
"The future ain't what it used to be!"
The Noah Principle:
"Nobody gets credit for predicting the rains:
The rewards come from building the ark!
The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
It is better to have a hen tomorrow, than an egg, today.
Good friends are those you completely trust,
friends are those you trust,
enemies are those you trust yourself to stay away from,
and acquantences are everyone else.
Don't cut bonds with a friend when you can untie them.

If you can procrastinate, then don't.
If you have to play 'lawyer' and twist things
in your mind for reasons to do it, then don't do it.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
If it changes your perception of reality,
reality won't change it's perception to accomadate you.
If it changes your perception of what's right or wrong,
then don't do it.
If you have to PAUSE and think if its a good idea,
don't you dare do it.
Act like a (clean & loyal) cop is with you.
Would he commend you, or arrest you?
If someone else wants you to do it, remember:
"Only dead fish swim with the current."
But if that is not the case, then don't worry about it.

"Man who play both ends against middle usually end up with pain in middle!"
"All work and no play make one rich!"
"Man who count happiness in dollars and cents must read financial sheet to see how happy he feel!"
" Ladder of success contain splinters, but not realized until sliding down!"
"Whiskey sometime make one feel like new person, but soon make one look old!"
"Better have money in bank and be call miser, than be broke and be call sap!"
"Man who drink too much, think too little!"
"Top of ladder nice place... but very lonesome!"
"Man who give compliment, give nothing...person who accept compliment get less!"
"Person who laugh loud...also cry hard!"
(This is referring to those who laugh at other people, not those who laugh in general.)
"Optimist is man who get treed by lion but enjoy the scenery!"
"Girl who wear glasses look better than girl who drain too many!"
"Funny thing: Girl who look like dream always give man insomnia!"
"Big head target for enemy... big heart target for friend!"
"Little white lie many time lead to big case of blues!"
"White lies, like red roses very important to romance!"
"Only fellow sure to get something from following the 'horses' ... street-cleaner, and you know what he get!"
"Optimist guy who hope some day to catch dream girl napping!"
"Sinner always have roof over head...also shadow!"
"Bore make everybody tired but himself!"
"Man who don't take rap for friend usually do not give rap!"
"Real friend hard to find; harder to lose!"
"Cynic is man bored of sinning!"

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