Last Updated 11-5-98 4:27 pm
Not much funny stuff here just yet, but here are a few funny thing that you can amuse yourself with...
(by the way, these are simple funny jokes, not to be taken seriously, and no offense meant towards anyone. HEY I DON'T PUT UP THOSE KINDS OF JOKES!)
Some of them, however, are in the spirit of the giggling 10-year old child in us all.
NONE of these jokes are original until (made by me) unless I note below. Most of you probably already know that just by glancing at this page...)
- Whenever you open a fortune cookie, Your fortune becomes much clearer to understand when you add the words "in bed" to the end of it.
example
You will discover a new interest today. . . "in bed!"
- Only dead fish go with the current.
- Do unto others, before they do unto you
- Confucius say:
"Man with one track mind most likely possess 'dirt track'!"
- Confucius say:
"A dope is a man who do not know women; a fool is a man who think he know!"
- Confucius say:
"Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress!"
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