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A Pirate Ship
by Tdyans
A
Ship
Sailed
Across the
Rolling waves
Carrying a crew
Of Scurvy knaves
One cleared his throat
To get rid of all the phlegm,
Straightened up and said, "Ahem!"
I
Am the greatest pirate captain ever to sail the seven
seas
I take orders from no one, and I never eat my peas!"
And with that he fainted just like a wimpy little
girl.
So from this tale for pirates should a moral unfurl:
If you�re going to join a band of rebels,
You still have to eat your vegetables!
***NOTE***Look very carefully at the above poem--see what like looks like? ;)
Two Places
by Tdyans
In that place it�s cold and damp,
But here by the fire I�m dry and warm.
That place is lonely and full of sadness,
But here I�m content, for we�re never apart.
And although that place is a terrible place,
I�m forever grateful that I was once there,
For if I hadn�t been, you would never have found me,
And I would never have known,
How lucky I am to be in this wonderful place.
What Is It?
by Tdyans
"EURGHH!!!" the news page said.
What kind of word is that?
The kind of word, I guess
When your heart goes pitter-pat.
For when I first laid eyes on it,
I froze right where I sat
Sable fur, (or is that skin?)
Is what it had chosen to clothe itself in
With eyes like rubies and a sapphire nose
Beauty such as this would rival a rose
What could the name of such a creature be?
Yes, you guessed, it's "Mutant Cybunny."
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