HU continued
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
  milk.
  And then get me the U.N.

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

  Condi: Kofi?

  George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

  Condi: And call who?

  George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

  Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

  George: Will you stay out of China?!

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
  U.N.

  Condi: Kofi.

  George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

  (Condi picks up the phone.
  Condi: Rice, here.

  George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
  should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you
  get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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