PEEPS AND EASTER CANDY
Right now I am being stared at by a package of peeps. Those little scary candy eyes, the pink sprinkles covering the oozing marshmellow body. They just completley scare me. And people know this. I think the best trick my brother ever played on me involved this certain fear.
He didn't believe I would, so I did. I mooned my older brother. He told me that he was going to get back at me. So I bombarded my door that night so he couldn't get in... He found that funny. So then I come home from school one day and he had taken a shit load of peeps and strategically placed them around my room. The evil bastard even put them on my romote control. Evil Evil Evil.
So anyways, easter candy. What is up with the fricken Chocolate bunny? How morbid is that? And why does everyone always want to bite off the ears? You sick fucks... that is just so wrong. And those little scary marshmellow guys? You know the ones that come in different colors, they are bunnies, chicks, ducks, whatever. Yah, those are scary to. I think that only 2 things good about this commercialized holiday, is Pastel Green shit, and jelly beans. Gotta love my jelly beans, ain't got nothing bad to say about those.
Which comes to another thing.
COMMERCIALIZING HOLIDAYS
Damn. Hallmark. I love Hallmark... I love chocolate... but it seams as if all Holidays are based off of candy, cards, and gifts. Take Valentines Day... totally commercialized I mean, shouldn't you be telling the one you love all the timethat you love them? Or am I just a pissy single girl who thought she was actually gonna have someone for Valentines Day.. and that didn't work out. That's what I think it is... I guess I am just jealous of all those girls who have someone. Oh well, my prince charming will come someday... untill then... it's male bashing for me... woot!