Interview with ROCKET DAN!!!!!! |
Rocket Dan: Hello, I am rocket dan, see, my name is dan, and I am tied to a rocket, SEE!!!!! Neisan: hehehehehehehehhehe Great Job Neffers, now you let loose the pokemon while I set off the fireworks Rocket Dan: Fireworks? AHHHHHH ---------------------------- |
....Later with Team Rocket((Rocket Dan)) |
RD: Irrishame Rocket Dan to negasis tokyo, arigatou for comming to the interview. we have a slight warning for your health. as a small joke the current mascot and resident psycho let out rabid pokemon in the set. if you see any dont go after them. thanks.. Kojiro: Oh no, we love it....did you say rapid? hehehe... Mushashi: Why are we here, isnt this a Sailor Moon site? RD: because, now,this first one is for Kojiro, why roses? why not daisies or tulips? K: Well, thats like asking why the diamond earings instead of the gold ones, everyone knows it leaves a since of style about you, like this one time---clawed in face-- I'm sorry. RD: Musashi, how do you feel about loosing your mother, the world renown Miyamoto Chan? M: .....-sniff- I want my mommy--cries loudly-- K: oh no...you got her started.... N: AHHHH!!!! RD: moving on...Nyrath, what if you were still boss man's right hand pokemon? N: I WOULD OF RULED THE WORLD!!!, BUT NO, HE STUCK ME WITH THESE IDIOTS, AHH!!! M: --crying-- K: Calm down Meowth N: DAMN IT, MY NAME IS NYRATH GET IT RIGHT!!! RD: ....right. Kojiro Chan, how do you feel about everyone calling you gay? isnt it true you have plans to ask musashi somthing? K: shussh!!! I cant ask her now, don't talk she'll M: --sniff-- Ask me what, gayboy? K: I AM NOT FREAKING GAY M: Okay. Ask me what, straight girl? K: .....-.- nevermind. RD: Nyrath, will you ever evolve? N: That is stupid, I am perfect the way I am, who ever heard of a talking persian anway RD: Musashi, why do you keep making kojiro wear the dresses? M: CAUSE THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE MAN IN THIS TEAM AND I HAVE THE BALLS TO PROVE IT!!! Wanna see? RD:....O.o No no no. Next! Kojiro and Nyrath, whats your idea of the perfect girls? K: A women that knows who is boss, who will take me in her big strong arms and hold me, a girl with a sweet husky voice and smells of cigars. N: Girl!? That's easy, Some one who likes it rough, tie me up, whip me, beat me, and who likes to have fun with big fat--- RD: OH GOD NO SHUT UP SHUT UP NEXT QUESTION! Musashi, whats your idea of the perfect man? M: a sweet weakling who can't do anything right accept things in the bedroom, like worshipping me. K: --sighs-- RD:....kay..All 3, how do you feel about Yamoto and her partner? All: --growls-- RD: Musashi, whats up with that wobuffete? why dont you ditch it somewhere? M: Because it is good at sewing Kojiro's dresses. RD: Kojiro, will you ever go back to the rich life? what if that nut jub fiance of yours is waiting? K: HA! I rathered starve myself like I am now, then ever go back to...nine course meals...six times a day....and the huge midnight snack and...--stomach growls--..-_-...and even if I did, that girl wouldnt be waiting, she joined the circus as the bearded woman. RD: I dont want to know. Nyrath, how do you feel about your current stats in your job? N:....its all their fault, I'LL KILL THEM BOTH! RD: hey, wheres Mondo chan? Id like to meet him, hes too kawaii ^_^ M: HEY SLAVE BOY, HERE NOW!. Mondo: -enters- yes'em RD: I have some questions for you, you three leave--opens trap door having the others fall into a pit of Arboks-- How do you like being with your current senior rockets? Mondo: Oh I love it, I feel I am learning alot about what not to do. RD: Have you ever gotten really annoied with them? Mondo: sometimes, but I just remember that they have problems that they can't help--gives the looney sign-- RD: Is it true you've got a crush on miss Musashi? Mondo: Some may think, but no, I do not, I mean, who would!? RD: Well that's all the time I have, see ya Mondo! Mondo: Great now back to the job, HEY YOU GUYS, Need a rope!? |