Interview with ROCKET DAN!!!!!!
Rocket Dan: Hello, I am rocket dan, see, my name is dan, and I am tied to a rocket, SEE!!!!!
Neisan: hehehehehehehehhehe Great Job         Neffers, now you let loose the pokemon while I set off the fireworks
Rocket Dan: Fireworks? AHHHHHH
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....Later with Team Rocket((Rocket Dan))
Back
RD: Irrishame Rocket Dan to negasis tokyo, arigatou for
comming to the interview. we have a slight warning for
your health. as a small joke the current mascot and resident psycho let
out rabid pokemon in the set. if you see any dont go
after them. thanks..
Kojiro: Oh no, we love it....did you say rapid? hehehe...
Mushashi: Why are we here, isnt this a Sailor Moon site?
RD: because, now,this first one is for Kojiro, why  roses? why not
daisies or tulips?
K: Well, thats like asking why the diamond earings instead of the gold ones, everyone knows it leaves a since of style about you, like this one time---clawed in face-- I'm sorry.
RD: Musashi, how do you feel about loosing your mother,
the world renown Miyamoto Chan?
M: .....-sniff- I want my mommy--cries loudly--
K: oh no...you got her started....
N: AHHHH!!!!
RD: moving on...Nyrath, what if you were still boss man's right hand
pokemon?
N: I WOULD OF RULED THE WORLD!!!, BUT NO, HE STUCK ME WITH THESE IDIOTS, AHH!!!
M: --crying--
K: Calm down Meowth
N: DAMN IT, MY NAME IS NYRATH GET IT RIGHT!!!
RD: ....right. Kojiro Chan, how do you feel about everyone calling
you gay? isnt it true you have plans to ask musashi
somthing?
K: shussh!!! I cant ask her now, don't talk she'll
M: --sniff-- Ask me what, gayboy?
K: I AM NOT FREAKING GAY
M: Okay. Ask me what, straight girl?
K: .....-.- nevermind.
RD: Nyrath, will you ever evolve?
N: That is stupid, I am perfect the way I am, who ever heard of a talking persian anway
RD: Musashi, why do you keep making kojiro wear the
dresses?
M: CAUSE THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE MAN IN THIS TEAM AND I HAVE THE BALLS TO PROVE IT!!! Wanna see?
RD:....O.o No no no. Next! Kojiro and Nyrath, whats your idea of the perfect
girls?
K: A women that knows who is boss, who will take me in her big strong arms and hold me, a girl with a sweet husky voice and smells of cigars.
N: Girl!? That's easy, Some one who likes it rough, tie me up, whip me, beat me, and who likes to have fun with big fat---
RD: OH GOD NO SHUT UP SHUT UP NEXT QUESTION! Musashi, whats your idea of the perfect man?
M: a sweet weakling who can't do anything right accept things in the bedroom, like worshipping me.
K: --sighs--
RD:....kay..All 3, how do you feel about Yamoto and her partner?
All: --growls--
RD: Musashi, whats up with that wobuffete? why dont you
ditch it somewhere?
M: Because it is good at sewing Kojiro's dresses.
RD: Kojiro, will you ever go back to the rich life? what
if that nut jub fiance of yours is waiting?
K: HA! I rathered starve myself like I am now, then ever go back to...nine course meals...six times a day....and the huge midnight snack and...--stomach growls--..-_-...and even if I did, that girl wouldnt be waiting, she joined the circus as the bearded woman.
RD: I dont want to know. Nyrath, how do you feel about your current stats in
your job?
N:....its all their fault, I'LL KILL THEM BOTH!
RD: hey, wheres Mondo chan? Id like to meet him, hes too
kawaii ^_^
M: HEY SLAVE BOY, HERE NOW!.
Mondo: -enters- yes'em
RD: I have some questions for you, you three leave--opens trap door having the others fall into a pit of Arboks-- How do you like being with your current senior
rockets?
Mondo: Oh I love it, I feel I am learning alot about what not to do.
RD: Have you ever gotten really annoied with them?
Mondo: sometimes, but I just remember that they have problems that they can't help--gives the looney sign--
RD: Is it true you've got a crush on miss Musashi?
Mondo: Some may think, but no, I do not, I mean, who would!?
RD: Well that's all the time I have, see ya Mondo!
Mondo: Great now back to the job, HEY YOU GUYS, Need a rope!?
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