| Double O Moonie �Good Morning double O moonie� �Eh, morning Sir� A picture of a young woman appears on the screen of the dark room. Her pink hair tied into a tight bun with black chopsticks in it seemed out of place with her red eyes and black lipstick. �This is Natalie Darklore, Lady of the city of Negasis.� �She looks familiar� Agent Moonie said to her boss. �She isn�t.� �B-but�� �No.� �Okay�� �Recently, Lady Darklore was kidnapped from her mansion,� �Sir, What does this have to�� �Moonie,� Her boss, Luna, replied. �I give you missions, you follow.� �Right�but� �No.� �Okay�� �She holds with her secrets that can manipulate the world itself, You must find her, and retrieve the secrets!� �Leave it to me!� 00Moonie says standing up �For I am�� She then begins to perform dramatic poses. �DOUBLE O MO---AHHH!� her words interrupted by her falling flat on her face. �I�ll send for help, Meet Agent 4 and 666. �Hello� Mina says happily, �Whatcha doing down there?� �Oh�heh, hi�� Moonie says getting up. �I was�um, expecting the floor for bugs.� �Good Answer� 666 said smartly as he walked over to the picture of Lady Darklore. �Ew BUGS!!!!� Mina shouted and leaped onto the table. Luna growled at this, �Oh grow up and get off my desk. SERVANT BOY GET HER OFF!� �Yes master� Artie said running in with a mallet. �We�ll be going now�.� ======Fade Away======= -song begins� MOOONNNN GIRRLLLL, YOUR Fighting evil like never be-fooreee �scenes of outlines of women running from guys shooting at her--- MOOOONNNN GIIIRRRLLL, EVERYONE THINKS YOU�RE A �..�scenes of outlined girl going down an alley with a guy--- YES YOU FIGHT FOR RIGHT WITH YOUR TEAM OF GOOD BECAUSE YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE�.*pants* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOUBLE O!!! MOOOOONNIEEEEEEE�scene of outlined girl posing dramatically and then tripping--- duh DUNH The scene opens at what looks to be a giant warehouse with random explosions, and stuff �Hello Agent Moonie� �Hello�um�.� �Ami.� �Right�and�.� �Oh for the love of Mercury, Serena, get your lines straight, I am going to show you some gadgets.� �What do we get� Mina say happily skipping around the room. �I hope your not gonna trust them with any thing a 2 year old cant handle� says 666 �hmm�maybe you are right�I do have some teething rings�maybe those?� Ami say looking threw her cabinet. �HEY� Mina and Serena shout after they stop admiring they sparkly floor. ��Okay, here� Ami speaks nervously handing them all a pen. �OOO� Mina and Moonie awe in unison. �What�s it do� �Well, 666, yours explodes�theirs are used to write�or scribble.� Ami smiles moving on to the next gadget, napkin. �Why would we need a napkin? 666 ponders. �Have you seen them eat?� �Oh yeah�.and mine?� �Yours can be used as a teleportation device.� �Really?� �Well�no�� The peaceful ocean is ruined by an oil spill and jet skiers �HOW DID WE GET OUT HERE, AND WHO ARE YOU?� Moonie shouts at the driver of the boat �I AM AGENT JUPITER, Call me Lita, WE ARE OUT HERE BECAUSE�HOLD ON.� Lita sets the volume of the speakers on low� Because the writer skipped some scenes, and what scenes they were�. �What happened to Mina and 666?� �I don�t know, must have been something in the missing scenes� Lita says dodging bullets. �And the boat, oil, and guns?� �Action movies need action.� �Okay?� Moonie says throwing her pen at the boat chasing them, hitting the driver in the eye. �MY EYE!� shouts Extra #4, he falls off the boat and it drives into the flaming oil, blowing up. �When did the oil become flaming?� �When the writer was eating sugar.� �666 How could you!?� Mina shouts while being tied to a chair by two grunts. �Simple, I am always on Nicole---um---Natalie�s side, and please call me Neisan.� �WHEN MOONIE GETS HERE!� �SILENCE!� The lovely secretary slaps Mina, shutting her up. �Good Job Miss Rei, I am glad to have hired you.� �HAH, NOT SO FAST� Rei says, aiming her gun at Neisan and grabbing a convently located brief case of money. �Fool, with this I can�� �I don�t care, people do this all the time, TIE HER UP.� Neisan says walking off to see the leader �Huh!?� Rei questions while being tied to a chair that appeared from no where. �Great going genius.� �I cant belive you let us get caught.� Ami says angrily. �What are you doing here?� �I AM A SAILOR SCOUT AND SHOULD BE IN THIS MOVIE TOO!� �Shut up the three of yas.� Tuxedo Mask, aka grunt #1 says, �Hey Fiore, Do you like my grunt voice?� �Oh it was so like totally beautiful, you should talk like that more often� Fiore responds stroking his chest.� ��uh�kay?� Tuxedo says nervously backing away from Fiore. �HA! I GOT YOU NOW DARKLORE!� Moonie shouts. �Never! I will destroy us all!� Darklore presses the button and the movie ends. Meanwhile�in the movie theater� Darklight: that was�.um�kinda�anticlimactic? Neisan: It would have been better, but the editors cut everthing up. Darklight: Cant you just add more scenes�. Neisan: I could.. Darklight: and maybe develop a plot and stop skipping�and. Neisan: nag nag nag, how bout if I give Darklore a assistant, ail. Darklight: I�m sold. |