The Anti-Monkey Squad is an organization whose sole purpose is to save humanity from the hoards of screaming, poo-flinging, and even sometimes flying menaces known as primates. We alone know the evil they intend. We alone have seen the signs & portents. The end times near, and soon it will be just us and them.
Daily, the Space Monkey Mafia's power grows, it is both terrible and frightening. Again, this assures us that we are humanities last line of defense. Come, join us!
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Things that have no particular other place on this website (or any website for that matter), but that I have put on here anyway.