"We have always found the irish to be a bit odd. They refuse to be English."
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal."
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of metting me is another matter"
"Democracy is the best form of the worst type of government."
"Arm yourself, and be ye man of valor, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than look upon the outrage of our nation and our altar."
"To have the United States at our side was to me the greatest joy. Now at this very moment I knew that United States was in the war, up to the nek and in to the death. So we had won after all!...Hitler's fate was sealed. Mussolini's fate was sealed. As for the Japanese, they would be ground to powder."
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
"Nothing is so exhilarating in life as to be shot at with no result."
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to life himself up by the handle."