Here are some of my favorite quotes from books, movies, music and television. Some mean a great deal to me, where as others I just thought were witty or humorous. Enjoy.

Ally McBeal


Some times I'm more pursuasive when I LACK conviction...
(Ally)

I know you two are friends, it's so healthy, I could PUKE... but a part of you wishes her harm. This kickboxing... it's perfect! You get to hit her a little... knock her down even... I'm not saying really hurt her, but it would make you feel a lot better if you could smack her. Is it the adult thing to do? Of course not... But she's a beautiful, smart woman married to the man you love... SMACK her...
(Tracie)

Am I on one of those hidden camera shows?
(Ally)

T- Sometimes when a client says something so naieve, I find that my own laughter just isn't enough
A- What kind of Therapist laughs at her patients?
T- Oh I don't laugh at all of them.
(Ally and Tracie)

It's official... I.. HATE... Her....
(Ally)

Daria


T- We're supposed to be discussing current events...
D- I have a Headache. Is that current enough for you?
(Daria and Tricia)

I just want to say how proud I am today. Knowing that I have self-esteem give me even MORE self-esteem.
However, having all of YOU know that I had LOW self-esteem makes me feel kinda bad... like some big failure or something... I.. I wanna go home! *sob*
(Jane)

Opportunity Knocks... but it doesn't BEG!
(Romonica DeGregory)

Can you have a CD without a CD player? I don't think so!
(Quinn)

Terrance and Phillip


T- Would you like a "Monkey Claw," Phillip?
P- Yes Please...
*FART*
T- That's called the "Monkey Claw" because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart by a THOUSAND Monkeys!!!"
P- The Monkey Claw is Smelly...

T- Scott sure does seem to hate us.
P- Yes... Perhaps he's Homophobic.
*Silence*
T- But, We're not Gay. Phillip...
P- We're not?!?

Ugly Bob, Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver...
(Phillip)

B- It's not what's on the outside that counts... it's what's on the inside...
T- No it isn't! *laughter* Wanna see what's on the inside of me?
*FART*
(Terrance and Ugly Bob)

T- Hello Barky... Hello Purry...
- Bark Bark! Purr purr...
(Terrance and the Pets)

Wings of the Dove


Everytime you see her smile, and Everytime you hear her laugh... Remember that I love you more...

Natalie Merchant


It's a pity, it's a crying shame... who pulled you down again? How painful it must be to bruise so easily inside...
Don't cry... you know the tears will do no good, so dry your eyes... they told you "life is hard... misery from the start... it's dull... it's slow... it's painful..." but I tell you life is sweet... in spite of the misery... there's so much more... be grateful...
(Life is Sweet)

Better than Ezra


I finally found that everybody loves to love you when you're far away...
(At the Stars)


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