Do you have time and money you squander senselessly day after day?
I can help.
I'm a GOD.
That's what I do.
Eternal God looking to make a comeback.
Looking for desperate souls seeking eternal salvation. Vestal Virgins and slavishly obedient minions preferred.
Special openings for telemarketers and those with previous fund raising experiences.
Possible spokesperson/high priest/priestess positions available.
