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| The Dangers of Anime: The Stories of Timmy and Tammy |
| Anime's coming to get you... |
| Hi. I'm Jackie. I'd like to share with you today a graphic explination on how the so called "Japanimation" is a terrible influence on children and should be banned immediately. My story will focus on two twin children- Timmy and Tammy. Both of them like anime very much. In a few scenarios, Timmy and Tammy will show you how "anime" can lead to catastrophe. Scene #1: Timmy stands in his window frame of his 2nd story room. The wind blows on his face, and it is a long way down. Timmy smiles. "I am Goku! I can fly!" he cries, and jumps. Scene #2: A few elementary school children gather in Timmy and Tammy's backyard, playing with Japanimation action figures. The figure's spiky hair gleams in the light. Timmy goes to stab another child's action figure, but misses and jabs the child in the neck. He is bleeding profusely, and taken to the hospital. He was lucky. Others... were not. Scene #3: Tammy sits in her room with her older (smarter) sister combing the hair of her Sailor Moon barbie doll. "I wish I looked like Sailor Moon," Tammy sighs. "Your eyes need to be bigger," her sister jokes. Secretly Tammy ventures to the bathroom and pulls her eyesockets open, hoping to enlarge them. Her eye falls out. As you can see, these are only a few examples on how anime should be considered evil and dangerous, and banished from the country. "We don't want your stinking cartoons, Japan!" More scenarios will be added soon. Thank you for your time, and goodnight. Keep watching American Cartoons! |
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