AN EBONICS HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT

Leroy was a 15 year old ninth grader.  Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had 
to do was put each of the following words into a sentence. This is what Leroy did...

RECTUM - I had two cadillacs, but my 'ol lady rectum both.

HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the hotel everybody.

ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you odyssey the tits on this hoe.

STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was stain for dinner again.

SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

PENIS - I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night... man somebody get that catacomb.

FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

UNDERMINE - There's a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment undermine.

TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my 'ol lady a bra but I couldn't find no Tripoli.

DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment he gonna kill me.

INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and income my wife.

HONOR - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?

FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much?  And she say fortify.

ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said man, that look fake. He said, no Israel.


...Leroy got an "A"