Cold 'nuff for ya?

With winter just around the corner, here is a handy chart for helping to 
gauge how cold it is.

50 F (10 C) New Yorkers turn on the heat
            Canadians plant gardens.
40 F (4 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably
           Canadians sun bathe.
35 F (2 C) Italian cars won't start.
           Canadians drive with the windows open.
32 F (0 C) Distilled water freezes
           Canadian water thickens.
20 F (-7 C) Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats.
            Canadians throw on a T-shirt.
15 F (-9 C) Californians begin to evacuate the state.
            Canadians go swimming.
0 F (-18 C) New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
            Canadians have the last cookout before it turns cold.
-10 F (-23 C) People in Miami cease to exist.
              Canadians lick flagpoles.
-20 F (-29 C) Californians fly away to Mexico.
              Canadians throw on a lightweight jacket.
-40 F (-40 C) Hollywood disintegrates.
              Canadians rent videos.
-60 F (-51 C) Mt. St. Helen freezes.
              Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door-to-door.
-80 F (-62 C) Polar Bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
              Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100 F (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
               Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F (-114 C) Ethyl Alcohol freezes.
                Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
-297 F (-183 C) Microbial life survives on diary products.
                Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-460 F (-273 C) ALL atomic motion stops.
                Canadian start asking "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500 F (-296 C) Hell freezes over.
                The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup.