A Halloween 'Dance' Story
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She
got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party
alone. He,being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,
after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, decided to go to the
party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he
acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to
him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high
and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a good time. Just
before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind
of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have
a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to
believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"
Happy Halloween! And never never lend your costume to someone else!!!!!
Nelson