Voting. How do I begin? Don't vote. It's not worth your time. It's too much of a hassle. Do you REALLY want to spend all the time "registering" when you could be at home making drawings of yourself with lots of muscles or writing an article about how bad voting is? Of course not. Don't listen to MTV. When have they ever said or done anything that shares the opinion of a sane man? Never, because they're horrible. For some reason, I find it hard to watch MTV play Room Raiders Miami with the three shirtless guys saying "dude!" over and over while a half naked (and half mexican) woman goes through insulting their CD collections and clothes.....and then have the same group of wonderful people tell me to ROCK THE VOTE! Otherwise I'm just not cool. MTV are fools. They don't really want you to vote. They just want to have some sort of credibility as a news source. However, all their "Vote or Die" sponsors happen to be the same people who brought us those meaningful songs such as "Get Low" and "Poppin' Them Thangs".
Bottom line: You vote, you lose. Everyone will make fun of you at school or work because you voted. You can't deny it. If you vote, you might as well be collecting Beanie Babies and doing the Macarena with all the other out of date LOSERS. Don't vote.
Hey, can we get a little appreciation for that bad ass title graphic? Oh my god it rules. I didn't even have to modify it at all, I just stole it directly from an Online Banking website. Pissed off old people are the best.
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