God what a shitty movie. It's so unbelievably shitty. It pisses me off that any movie that isn't some shitty romantic comedy with Matthew McConaughey or Reese Witherspoon is automatically hailed as a "one of a kind independent cult classic masterpiece!". However, this film is not. It's just shitty. Really, really shitty. In fact it's so shitty that it made my computer freeze before I saved the entire html to this page. Not only that, but it has that asshole Jake Gyllenhaal. He's such a stupid asshole.
See what I mean? Point made.
And then it has that stupid bitch Drew Barrymore. God what a bitch. All she's ever good for is making horrible movies with Adam Sandler and pissing me off by sucking so much.
Almost too much ass for me to take.
But thank God for Patrick Swayze. He's so cool. He comes in and he's all like "I rock." And he so does, even if his role is Tom Cruise's role from Magnolia regurgitated and made even shittier.
Man he rules.
Nevertheless, I hate this movie. It's just two hours of shittiness with its shitty acting and shitty philosophy and shitty Jake Gyllenhaal and his bitch sister making everyone like him. Thankfully, I also rented Magical Mystery Tour to balance out the personality that this movie can drain from a person.
Which brings me to my next point. Let's be serious, we all can agree that this movie would rock so hard if say about 20 minutes into it, Patrick Swayze kills everyone and then joins Ringo Starr in a traveling AM Radio folk band.
