(Update: 5-21-04 - I just read Maddox's article about this very subject. I totally made a post about the same topic before he did. I can't bad mouth Maddox but I'll just say that's.....odd.)
God Damnit
You're not Rick James so shut the hell up and stop being so pussywhipped
Seriously, damnit. This is pissing me off so much. I am so sick of hearing all these incredibly overrated quotes EVERYWHERE I GO. How long has it been? Two months? You'd think by now things like this would fade but no, everyone is hell bent on pissing me off. Every damn day at school I hear "I'm Rick James bitch!" Go to hell. I don't care about you or your horrible sense of humor. I've always liked Dave Chappelle but damn, he has unleashed a hydra of suckiness upon us. Look at all this cursing I am performing, I don't even swear unless it's funny. It's funny to call someone an asshole or bitch but I can't do that anymore because of this damn Rick James nonsense. Why the hell would someone think that people want to hear them repeat what they saw on TV? "Hmm...I found that quote slightly amusing the other night...I hope this kid on the track team turns around and yells it to his whipped friends, that would just be super!" It doesn't work. Stop being a stupid douche. That's another thing, I hope the word douche isn't stolen from me. It's all I have left. I wouldn't be suprised if they said it on some lame ass MTV show like Punk'd or something and the next day everyones all "Hey....hey....guys....seriously guys....guys....hey.....DOUCHE! HAHAHAHA!" God damnit I want to punch someone. Allow me to visually describe my feelings in a way that even dumbasses who find things like that so funny can understand.
It's not that hard to figure out. You, good sir, are not, nor ever will be, Rick James. But of course they don't stop there. The one thing I hear even more, and it pisses me off even more, is the cursed Lil' Jon immitation. Oh my god, people cannot let it go. I think I hear this about 3-5 times a day. Either "Ha-WHAT?" or "Yeeasss". Some asshole and his one friend are laughing while I'm behind them thinking to myself "FUCK!!!". I wish they would all die. I've decided since it's up to me to stop this madness of ass, I will need to go all out and explain to people just how bad this is. I present this to you all.
Where being a douchebag and quoting Chapelle's Show quotes gets you:
I think I'll leave you with that. I've made my point tonight and I hope you all learned a lesson. To sum everything up: Go Away. Asshole.
nelogeo@yahoo.comNELOGEO!
