I Hate Michael Moore and Everyone Who Hates Michael Moore
I'm sorry. I was terribly wrong. Sometimes people do things on impulse and I was mistaken. I made a new realization this week. You see I've always been fond of myself for realizing how stupid things are that everyone else seems to love. Things like Dave Chappelle quotes, Orange County Chopper T-Shirts, and Fondu. No wait, fondu kicks ass. I don't even know what fondu is. What I'm getting at is hating Michael Moore. I knew ahead of time that I was a little late with declaring my hatred for the guy but I didn't think it would be a big deal. I'd still be ahead of everyone else who thinks he's soo cool for hating President Bush. I was in this mind frame that America thinks they're being rebellious by hating republicans and I thought I was beyond them by realizing that they're jackasses. Now of course there are others that also realize that hating President Bush just because everyone else does was idiotic. But I didn't even consider how many are crossing over. Our nation seems to be maturing and more and more are realizing how fun it is to think Michael Moore is a jackass. I finally realized this when I was watching the 6 O'Clock News and I saw all these interviews of people who I would assume were uptight conservatives saying "Yeah he's just hating Bush like everyone else." It tore me apart. Especially that asshole with the "Michael Moore Hates America" movie. What an opinion stealer. It's almost coming to the point where "Everyone says Michael Moore is a hippy...you're just following the crowd." I would dread being told that. For you see, I have too large of an ego that revolves around me thinking I'm better than everyone else. If it would come to the point where I actually do something that the majority of other people do, everything would become opposite. Black would become white, up would become down, existence would become nothingness. If I were to follow a trend, it would undo the world. That's how important me trying really hard to be rebellious from everyone is. Now I'm sure at this point I may have lost a few people, which is understandable. I've made a handy chart to show the stages of thinking you're above everyone else to help people understand what I'm talking about.
Now it's clearly shown who would fall in what categories. People like Bush would be the Republicans and people like Michael Moore would be in Stage 2 with the liberals. The stage I felt comfortable in was Stage 3. I thought I could happily think I was smarter than everyone in that stage but the flock is moving the trend on over to that stage. Actually, I don't think any of them are and this is all a stupid theory but still, a stupid theory is enough for me to think my status is in danger. That's why I have just recently advanced to Stage 4. It was a hard journey but I'll be in good hands for a long time. I won't have to take shit from anyone. Speaking of, I recently had a complaint that on my Michael Moore page I claimed that Michael Moore just bitches about everything while my page about him was doing just that. Now I didn't think I'd have to discuss this but I don't mind taking the time to explain how the system works. It's somewhat of a democracy but slightly different. Certain things can be overruled by other things. More easily explained by this equation.
You see, any flaw with this website is neutralized by the fact that I'm the best and everything I say is right. It's somewhat complicated at first but people seem to catch on quickly. I don't think further explanation is necessary so that will be all for tonight my friends. Salutations.
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