Michael Moore is a fat dirty hippy who eats children
See what I mean?
Okay, I know I'm not the only person who hates this guy. I think he's trying to piss me off. Seriously. I'm serious. God I hate him so much. He just looks like an asshole. All he does is whine and bitch about how stupid everyone is and he wins all sorts of shitty awards. That's such a bullshit reason to win awards. I wish I had the money to make movies. I'd make a movie about Ron Isley and he goes around fighting aliens and zombies and then he finds dirty hippy assholes like Michael Moore and eats their heads off. Then I'd make a documentary about how much of a smelly hippy Michael Moore is. Then I'd win the shitty awards, not him. I'm sure he uses his shiny awards to attract young children into his house so he can cook them into a pizza. I know most people would just laugh this off saying that I'm just making everything up and that there's no way that Michael Moore eats children. Well he does. I know he does. You can see it in his eyes. Why would Michael Moore not eat children if his eyes say he does? See, it doesn't make sense. Not only that, but if Michael Moore doesn't eat children then how do you explain this photo?
I'd like to take the time to explain that my camera kicks ass. Not only does it give speech bubbles to write what people are saying but it also can read minds and give accurate pictures of what people are thinking about. But back to Michael Moore. I hate him. I don't think I've ever seen anyone else give more recycled nonsense just to get more cash and popularity. He wants people to think he's a rebel who is willing to stand up for America and fix the corrupt government. Well the government isn't corrupt; you are you stupid alien. I'm so sick of everyone feeding me the same bullshit about Bush. "He lied. He just wants oil. He's a liar. He lied to us." Oh my goodness! Like he's the first person in the history of the world to lie. I don't think you people realize it but POLITICS ARE BUILT ON LIES. That's all it is. Politics are lies so that rich people can gain more power and nothing more. That's why when you go to vote this coming fall, vote for Gallagher. He knows his shit. But I'm off topic again. Michael Moore is an asshole. I even have photographic proof.
See? Once again, anyone who thinks otherwise should try explaining that first. You can't argue against real photos. And there's no way I would make those up. That'd just be cheap and a waste of your time. I don't see how anyone can like Michael Moore. He's clearly nothing but a fraud. Plus, he's secretly building an army of zombies to take over the world and capture all the children so he can eat them.
Okay that picture wasn't very funny so here's a picture of a Robot Kitten fighting two giant hands holding a red foot.
Now for those of you who have to be stubborn and doubt me, I'm sure you're all saying, "Well how much research have you done on this before you start ranting?" Well I'll be happy to tell you that I have done none whatsoever. But it doesn't matter, I'm right. Go away.
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