I was thinking the other day about how much certain people (liberals) piss me off with their "opinions". Who the hell do they think they are talking to me? Do they think I want to talk to them. With their ugly haircuts. Well I was thinking about how awesome it would be to just kick all of their asses. Then I realized that I couldn't handle all of the whiners by myself. I would need a greater power. I would need a superhero. So I decided that in order to stomp some demo ass, I'd create the most badass superhero ever: Professor Kickass. Professor because that name sounds cooler than "Mr" or "Man" and Kickass because that's all he ever does. So ladies and gentlemen, here is your first glance at my awesome creation.
Oh man does he kick ass or what?
Holy shit he is sweet. Just look at those badass swords. He is ripped and ready for ass pounding. But will he be pounding any ass today? No, no, my friend. I am sure the shock that his awesomeness has caused already may be too much. If you were to experience him kicking ass THIS EARLY....the results would be very not good indeed. But fear not, this is not the last you've seen of Professor Kickass. Until next time....
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