I just want everyone to know that a very good plan of mine has been pissed all over. Like a plan pissing machine or something cool like that. In case you haven't noticed, my website is really shitty and no one wants to go to it because no one knows about it because it's shitty. Like a shitty website. So I need to advertise, yes? Well I was working on this a few weeks ago and testing all the links and stuff...well one of the links goes to Maddox's website (because it's the website that everything I do is based off of) and whenever someone goes to his website by clicking on my link then my website is added to his statistics. I noticed one day while browsing through Maddox's website that my site was actually on the statistics list. I was so excited I fffffds@!. So I decided since I'm a dirty brown bastard that I'd heighten my rank on the list by repeating two simple steps.
Step 1
Step 2
This worked like a charm. Like a charm. My own statistics said that people were coming to my website from Maddox's statistics. It soon became the number one referrer for my website. All the e-mails I recieved regarding the website were from people who came to me on Maddox's statistics. I thought that this concept was quite badass. So I gave myself about 150 hits per day to see my website rise to the top 10 hit sites on Maddox's statistics. Soon after that, the statistics were reset. No biggie, I had thought to my own self, I'll just keep doing it over and over. All the other websites started at zero too so this time I'd have a head start. I was quickly near the top after one day. The next day, however, shock would come to me like a good pinch in the nads. I looked at Maddox's statistics wondering how far above everyone else my site would be...to find that it wasn't on there. Odd I found this as I clearly had given myself well over 500 hits. I tried it a few more times and checked everyday. Sure enough, my website just did not go on the list. Well my explanation is quite simple. Whomever has the power to do so realized that my website was getting somewhere around 150 hits for one minute and they all came from the same IP. Once this had been found out, my website was BITCH SLAMMED from Maddox's statistics, never to see it's beautiful listings again.
Oh well. I will just need to continue my usual selfless message board advertisement. I won't claim to be a victim of anything. I still have my shitty website to hold on to. Forever. The end.
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