Oh my god 2004 sucked. As did every year ever since the 80's. The 80's were really bad. So were the 90's. I didn't think the 90's were so bad but then I watched I Love the 90's and I remembered how ungodly awful they were.
Music sucked so much in the 80's and 90's. So did movies. Every era before the 80's was highly appreciated by myself. Man John Brown is so sweet looking. He's such a crazy old bastard.
Oh my god I am so going to look like that when I'm an old man. Old people rock. They wear sweet clothing and drive slow and never know whats going on. Except this new generation of old people suck. They're all trying to be cool and not being so oblivious. Oh well. I'm linking that John Brown picture from an education website...I wonder if it will stop showing up after a while. Probably not, since like three people go to this website. I can hear my brother in the bathroom right now. He's always making noise. He's always playing shitty rap music and borrowing things and being obsessed with women. Thank God he's going to back to college after Christmas Vacay. Vacay is a stupid term. I'm going to start using it more often. Boss, too. The term boss is super shitty. It rocks.
What I'm getting at is reading. I was thinking long and hard about it and I have determined that the worst thing that happened in 2004 was reading. I hate reading so much. It's the most pointless thing ever. I know 100 years ago it was the only form of entertainment or education people had and I respect that. But hence the 100 years ago. Now a days, ANYTHING people can get from reading can be easily replaced by internet or TV, but those fucking pansies are too stubborn to admit it and stop reading. I was in Barnes and Noble the other day. Seriously, what's the point? Books take toooo long to read. Booooorring. Reading sucks. And everyone loves it. Why? What the hell is so good about it. It's not "enlightening" or some other silly nonsense such as that previous word that I had discussed prior to this point. That word being enlightening. I hope I spelled it right. Seriously, if Mark Twain were alive today he'd be making kick ass movies about robots and Christopher Walken. Don't believe? Well guess what: I have no way to prove that theory correct. Hmmmm....so it would appear you win this round, you clever being.
Let's look at the facts. When you're reading, here's what you're not doing:
Rocking (Responsibly)(< most important, I don't have to worry about that since I do it naturally)
Listening to George Harrison
Listening to Billy Preston
Listening to Otis Redding
Listening to Huddie Ledbetter
Listening to Elsa Maxwell
Listening to Roger Miller
Listening to Ringo Starr
Looking at pictures of Ringo Starr
Looking at pictures of Crispin Glover
Looking at pictures of Willem Dafoe
Watching "Clash Of The Titans"
Watching "Brain Candy"
I had something in mind for this...then I refreshed the html editor and forgot
Spending an hour on a funny picture so you can show one other person
Kicking Out The Jams (correctly)
Not Reading (< another important one)
As you see, if you ever find yourself not doing any of the listed things, you're wasting your life away. And don't give me any "well I can do this and read at the same time" bullshit. Because you CAN'T. If you're playing "Oh My My" and reading some stupid book like The DaVinci Code or Five People You Meet In Heaven, then you are not getting the full Ringo EXperience and are therefore disrespecting a masterpiece.
Don't read. Rock out.
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and click the back browser because I'm too tired to remember how to format a link....damn its 3:32....oh well.....
