Old McDonald Gundam Wing style Purin-chan: This is what happens when I see too many of those children's tapes commercials. I forgot exactly how it goes so... eh heh ^_^; Gomenne. Oh and small warning, I kinda poke fun at Wufei :B! Gomennasai u.u; Rated PG only for one small...not exactly swear word...and what I do to Wufei XD! Purin-chan: Is everything in place? All: Yes... Purin-chan: Wufei, ready to sing? Wufei: Injustice... Purin-chan: That isn't part of the song ^_^; Wufei: *mutter mutter* Purin-chan: You're the main singer!!! You HAVE to do it! Wufei: *gives deathglare at Purin-chan* Heero: copyrighted by Heero... *mutter* Duo: Go for it Wu-man! Wufei: W...Wuman??? Dammit!!! That sounds like WOMAN. The weak WOMAN. Relena, Dorothy, Noin, Une: Excuse us? Purin-chan: I dare ya to say that again!!! *gets a pen out* Wufei: The w...*sees the pen* Oh nothing, nothing at all... Purin-chan: *makes a note to make Wufei do something very embarassing later in the ficcie* Is anyone else willing to sing the main part? Everyone goes quiet. Purin-chan: Hmm...Dorothy! Why don't you do the main part? Dorothy: ...If I must... Purin-chan: Costumes on!!! Groans are heard everywhere. Purin-chan: Let the play begin!!! *curtain rises* *music starts* Dorothy: Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o. And on his... Purin-chan: Sing like you mean it!!! Dorothy: *like she means it* farm he had a pig, e-i-e-i-o. Relena steps out onto the stage in a pig costume. Dorothy: With a... Relena: *has a really grumpy look on her face* SNORT SNORT Dorothy: here, and a... Relena: *even louder than before* SNORT SNORT Dorothy: there, here a... Relena: SNORT Dorothy: there a... Relena: SNORT Dorothy: everywhere a... Relena: *loudest of all* SNORT SNORT!!!!!!!!!! Everyone backstage screams and covers their ears. Relena: What's the matter? Purin-chan: RELENA!!!!!! PIGS DON'T TALK! Relena: They fly, so they should talk too. Purin-chan: ...*falls anime style*...JUST CONTINUE THE PLAY!!!!! Dorothy: Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!!!!! And on that farm he had a cow, e-i-e-i-o!!!! With a... Quatre walks out on the stage. Quatre: Moo moo Dorothy: Here and a... Quatre: Moo moo Dorothy: There, here a... Quatre: Moo Dorothy: There a... Quatre: Moo Dorothy: Everywhere a... Quatre: Moo moo Dorothy: Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!!!! And on that farm he had a bird, e-i-e-i-o!!!! With a... Duo walks out on stage. Duo: Moomoo!!!! Purin: ...*falls anime style really hard* Everyone backstage: *falls too* Purin: pssssssst...Duo!!! Birds go tweet not moo!!! Duo: Moo, tweet same thing. Purin: Just stick with the script!!!!!!! Duo: Ok ok...fine fine...tweet tweet Dorothy: here and a... Duo: tweet tweet Dorothy: there...here a... Duo: tweet Dorothy: There a... Duo: tweet Dorothy: Everywhere a... Duo: tweet tweet Dorothy: Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!!! And on that farm he had a chicken, e-i-e-i-o!!!!!!! With a... Heero slumps out on stage. Heero: Omae o korosu...-_- Purin: *sweatdrops* Chickens...don't...talk... Heero: ...ko... Purin: Say it again and die -_-. I have the powerful pen in my hand remember? Heero: ...cluck cluck Purin: Way to go Heero ^_^. Dorothy: Here and a... Heero: cluck cluck... Dorothy: there, here a... Heero: cluck... Dorothy: there a... Heero: cluck... Dorothy: everywhere a Heero: cluck cockledoodledoo!!!!!!! Everyone else: *stares* Crickets chirp in the background. Heero: *slaps hand over mouth and runs off stage* Dorothy: ...Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!!!!! And on that farm he had a cat, e-i-e-i-o!!!! With a... Trowa walks out on stage. Trowa: ....... Purin: .....Just do it this once...PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??? *gets those big chibi teary eyes* Trowa: ....Nyao... Purin: one more ^_^ Trowa: ...Nyao.... Dorothy: Here...and a... Purin: One more time ^_^. Trowa: Nyao...nyao Dorothy: there, here a Trowa: ...Nyao? Dorothy: there a... Trowa: Nyao... Dorothy: everywhere a... Trowa: Purrrrrr......... Everyone else: O_O;;;;;;;;; Trowa: *starts cleaning himself* Purin: X_x; psst...Dorothy, continue the song. Dorothy: Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!!!! And on that farm he had a horse e-i-e-i-o!!!! With a... Noin walks out on stage with her hair combed down the side of her head to look kinda like a mane. Noin: Uhh...what sound does a horse make again? Purin: *sweatdrops* neigh... Noin: Oh yeah! Neigh neigh! Dorothy: *sweatdropping* here and a... Noin: Neigh neigh!!! Dorothy: *really sweatdropping* there, here a... Noin: Neigh!!!!! Dorothy: there a... Noin: NEIGH!!! Purin: She does it so beautifully *starry eyes* Dorothy: Everywhere a... Noin: Neigh NEEEEEEIIIIGHHHHHHHHHH!!! Purin: O_o;;; I take back what I just said... Dorothy: Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o! And on that farm he had a bunny, e-i-e-i-o! With a... Lady Une walks out on stage with her hair hair sprayed up to look like bunny ears. Purin: KaWaIi!!!! *-*. Lady Une: *hop hop* Dorothy: here... and a... Lady Une: *hop hop* Dorothy: there, here a... Lady Une: *hop* *getting tired* Dorothy: there a... Lady Une: *small hop* Dorothy: everywhere a... Lady Une: *hop collapse* Everyone else: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;; Dorothy: Old...McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o! And on that farm lived his wife, e-i-e-i-o!!!! With a... ...A pigtail sticks out the side of the curtain... Everyone but Purin wonders who it is... Purin: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I SAID I'D MAKE YOU DO SOMETHING HUMILIATING!!! COME ON OUT! The edge of a skirt sticks out. Purin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *literally falls down laughing* Wufei slowly makes his way across the stage. Dorothy: ... Everyone falls down laughing (except Wufei) Purin: XD!!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! *dies laughing* Duo: Hey Wu-man!!! You sure look pretty in that dress! Wufei: Injustice...*mutter mutter* Quatre: Ahahahaha! Oh poor...hahaha...Wufei...hahaha... Wufei: Prejudice... *mutter mutter* Even Trowa is laughing a bit... Heero...is laughing like he just killed someone X_X;. Purin: hehehe...uhh...hehehe...woman...get...hehehe...on with the...hahaha...song ...XD! *dies again* Wufei: *mutter mutter* Everyone else is crying from laughter. Purin: hahaha...come on! XD!!! Wufei: ...(in a girlish tone) hehehe Everyone else rolls on the floor laughing harder. Purin: AHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME! Wufei: *sweatdropping like mad* *mutter mutter* Idiots... Purin: Now curtsie! Wufei: -_- Purin: Or I'll make you kiss Mr. McDonald! *dies laughing again* Wufei: ...*curtsie* Everyone rolls on the ground laughing harder. Purin: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ok ok...hehe...get on with the song...hehehe... Dorothy: here...*breathe*...and a... Wufei: ...hehehe... Dorothy: *trying not to laugh* there...here a... Wufei: hehe Dorothy: there a... Wufei: hehee Dorothy: *trying not to laugh again* everywhere a... Wufei: *girlish giggle* Everyone falls on the floor laughing again. Duo: Go Wuman! haha! Wufei: *blushing all shades of red* Duo: haha! I just LOOOOOOVE your miniskirt. Wufei: ...*pulls his skirt down a little* Purin: *dies laughing again* Dorothy: Old McDonald had a farm...eeee-iiiii-eeeee-iiiiiii-ooooo!!!!!! Everyone stands up and takes a bow. Purin: CURTSIE!!! Wufei: ...*mutter*...*curtsie* Purin: XD! I dunno how you did it, but you curtsied in a miniskirt! Everyone falls down laughing again. *END* Purin-chan: So how was it? ^_^ Tee hee. I guess I kinda overdid it with making fun of Wufei u.u;;;.