You shouldn’t have left me alone… - MST'd by the author herself :D

Words in italics are from the original story.

Lina, Zelgadiss, and Xelloss (aka the favorites) are dropped into the lair of Purin-chan. To keep my fingers from going numb due to typing, I'm gonna use short names.

<Zel> You didn't.
<Purin> I did.
<Lina> Why us?
<Purin> *imitate* Sore wa himitsu desu! ~^
<Xel> She learns quickly *proud look*
<Purin> ^.^ *nod nod*
Lina and Zel exchange glances.
<Purin> Shall we get started?

"I do."
Lina watched silently from the window as Sylphiel and Gourry exchanged vows, and then a kiss. She fought the cry that had been forming in her throat and turned around. "I’m ready now," she said.

<Lina> That sounds familiar.
<Purin> I did NOT steal that line from someone...I hope.
<Lina> *look of disbelief* Right...

Xelloss emerged smiling from the shadows and replied, "Let’s go then," taking her hand in his and disappearing from sight.

<Xel> I have a question. Why are you MSTing your own fanfic?
<Purin> Umm...erm...
<Zel> Choice one: She was bored. Choice two: She tried to find someone to MST her fanfic with her and ended up doing it on her own. Choice three: All of the above.
<Purin> ...--;
<All three> ...................

Lina sat in front of a table in a dark room with her gloves off. She traced the lines of her hand with her index finger, sighing to herself as she did so. She shivered as a cool breeze blew through the window but relaxed as soon as she felt a pair of arms surround her.
"Are you sure about this?"
Lina closed her eyes as if she were debating her answer one last time, then reopened them and nodded slowly. "Stop asking me before I change my mind."

<Lina> I would never do this in the first place.
<Purin> I know I know I know.
<Zel> OOC
<Purin> *aggravated look* I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW. Sheesh...

He chuckled, kissing her gently on the cheek. He lifted her hand slowly and kissed her palm, releasing it only when she had fully relaxed. He then placed a dagger in her hand and closed her fingers securely but loosely around it.

<Xel> What's supposed to happen next?
<Zel> You mean you haven't read it yet?
<Xel> *amused smirk* You mean you've read it?
<Zel> *looks around innocently*
<Lina> I don't like this fanfic. In fact, I don't like most of your fanfics. I'm almost always paired up with Xelloss.
<Purin> Oi...
<Xel> *feigns hurt* But...but...Lina-chan...
<Zel> *gags*
<Lina> *rolls eyes* Why couldn't I be paired up with someone else...?
<Purin> Oh? You mean you'd rather be paired up with Bunni-chan in a fanfic? *makes mental note of that*
<Zel> Bunni-chan?
<Purin> ^.^ Don't you remember? Lina called you that in that one episode where you all were dressed up in those costumes to go into the doll mansion...thing.
<Zel> *cheeks tint pink a little*
<Lina> No...umm...
<Purin> So you wanna be matched up with Gourry? Lina is actually ADMITTING that she LIKES Gourry? Someone get me a tape recorder on the double!
<Lina> No...I mean...
<Xel> Already got that covered. *points at tape recorder that has been using for a while now*
<Lina> I'd rather not be matched up at all. *glare glare* (mutters) Blackmail...
<Purin> *innocent look* But Lina! You know all I write is romance. You have to be matched up with SOMEONE.
<Lina> ...
<Purin> Have I made my point? Let's continue.

Lina looked at Xelloss for confirmation and received a nod in response. Gripping the fine leather with her right hand, she ran the blade across her left wrist causing blood to flow out in great quantity. She flinched slightly and continued by slitting her right wrist. Then she placed the dagger down in her lap and whispered, "Done…"

<Zel> Sounds like you've done this yourself.
<Purin> ...ahahahahaha...^^;
Zel and Lina give Xel suspicious looks.
<Xel> Hmm? ^_^?

Xelloss smiled at her and kneeled before her, taking her left wrist and sucking at it gently. Lina at first had braced herself for obvious pain, but had found the act to be quite pleasurable instead. After a short while, Xelloss had moved to the right wrist and had given it the same treatment. Lina found herself weakening with every second that passed by.
"Xelloss…"
He silenced her by placing a finger to her mouth, only to be replaced by his own lips. "Do not worry dearest Lina-chan…you’ll see me again in a short while…" he whispered against her cold lips just before she passed away.

<Lina> *blushes*
<Zel> That last segment makes Xelloss sound like a vampire.
<Xel> ^_^
<Purin> ^_^
<Zel> ...
<Purin> Besides, I'm the vampire-neko around here. =^^= Zerosu-sama is 100% pure namagomi.
<Xel> ...*twitch*
<Purin> Oi I thought that was a kawaii nickname for you. In fact I used it for one of the RPs I was in... my sub-name was Shinkan Namagomi... role playing you of course ^.^. That reminds me, Why does everyone spell it "Juujinkan" rather than "Juushinkan"? I listened really closely to that part where Milgazia called you that and I'm 99% sure he said "Juushinkan"...
<Xel> ...*ignores and takes out some sake* Care to join me Zelgadiss-san?
<Zel> Don't mind if I do.
<Purin> >< Hey I asked a question!

Lina awoke in a different room in a large red colored bed. After her eyes focused to the dim lighting, she sat up and looked around. She saw black candles, red candles, Xelloss, silver candles…

<Zel> *downs a shot* That sounds like a setup for some lemon scene.
<Lina> *blushes and steps on Zel's foot, only getting a small squeak from him as a reward*
<Xel> *slams the bottle back down after chugging almost half of it* Mmm...
<Purin> Not my fault I became hentai. It's the influence. *glares at readers* You all out there who know me should know who I mean.

"Xelloss?!" she screamed half in surprise and half in relief.
He smiled and teleported so that he was on top of her in bed. After giving her a good morning kiss he asked her, "So what does Lina-chan want to do on her first day as a mazoku?"

<Zel> Told you. Lemon scene. *downs another shot*
<Purin> *flushes* I would NEVER.
<Zel> Yes you would. Hand me your fanfiction notebooks and let me look for one.
<Purin> ...*hugs notebooks protectively*

Lina pondered for a while before her eyes lit up. "What’s it like to feed?" she asked, a wicked and yet playful tone coming into her voice.
Xelloss chuckled, kissing her once again. "Would you like to find out?" he asked.
Lina wrapped her arms around his neck as he lifted her up from the bed. "Of course!" she chirped, leaning her head into his shoulder.
"Let’s go pay a visit to your ‘friends’ then," he suggested before vanishing with her in his arms.

<Xel> Aww...I really thought I was going to-
<Zel> Don't make those assumptions Xelloss. *picks out a tall glass from the selection Xelloss made and pours himself some fancy wine*
<Lina> *gives author deathglares*
<Purin> ...she's really gonna kill me isn't she?
<Zel and Xel> *nod*

Sylphiel and Gourry were riding on a horse to her cottage. Just as they could see it in the distance, a ball of energy was fired at them.

<Zel> Ball of energy?
<Purin> Would you stop that!
<Zel> *looks away, unhindered, and takes a sip of wine*
<Xel> *pours himself some of the wine out of curiosity*
<Lina> Why am I always the one that gets paired up with one of those two?
<Purin> Hey I've written yaoi using the two of them before. More than once too.
<Zel> *chokes*
<Xel> *grins* It was fun.
<Lina> *unamused look* I see...
<Purin> Let us continue.

"What was that?" Sylphiel asked, holding on to Gourry as the horse frantically tried to back up.
Gourry looked up to find Xelloss hovering above them. "Xelloss! What are you trying to do?!" he asked, reaching for his sword out of habit but not finding one there.
"Sore wa himitsu desu," Xelloss replied. "Oh Lina-chan!"
Lina appeared wrapped around Xelloss possessively. "Hai?"

<Zel> That scene sounded bad.
<Xel> Actually I thought it was a pretty good idea.
<Zel> *glares* You would.
<Lina> Me wrapped around Xelloss "possessively"...? *turns blue at the thought*
<Xel> *pokes Lina's nose* You're so cute.
<Lina> *blushes*
<Purin> Awwwwwwwwwww! *takes out a camera and starts filming*

"Your friends are here," he said, setting Lina down on the ground.
"Lina!" Gourry yelled out happily. His expression soon changed to shock. "What happened to your eyes?" he asked.
Sylphiel gasped in fear. "Oh dear kami-sama…"

<Lina> I can't imagine Gourry doing that.
<Zel> Neither can I.
<Purin> >< I'm trying... Gourry's character is hard to depict for a person like me you know...
<Xel> *swirls wine inside glass*

Lina smirked at Sylphiel. She felt a sudden pleasurable sensation running through her. "So this is what it’s like for mazoku to feed on human negative emotions…" she thought to herself. Out loud she said, "That’s right Sylphiel. I’m a mazoku now," she said, closing her eyes in the same way Xelloss did.
The horse began to freak out and tossed both Gourry and Sylphiel off its back. A crack was heard as Gourry hit the ground.
"Gourry-sama!" Sylphiel screamed, quickly casting a recovery spell on Gourry while he clenched his teeth in pain.

<Xel> That sounded painful.
<Purin> Even the horses are afraid of Lina oo;
<Lina> I HEARD THAT
<Purin> ...*turns tiny and hides behind Xelloss*
<Zel> *points* Look you scared her.
<Lina> ...*sits down at the table and takes a bottle of sake*

Lina and Xelloss were both thoroughly enjoying this. Xelloss walked up to Lina and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Lina-chan, do you think they’d like their present now?" he asked.
Lina’s slitted eyes lit up again. "I almost forgot!" she squealed, taking out a dagger. Lina walked over to the paralyzed Sylphiel and lifted up her right hand, palm side up. She placed one side of the blade down and pushed it into her skin causing Sylphiel to shriek in pain. Then she took Gourry’s left hand and pressed the other side of the blade into his palm. "May you two always be together," she said, standing up satisfied.

<Zel> That sounded vague.
<Purin> >< Stop criticizing my fanfiction like that! I know it's bad but you don't have to rub it in.
<Xel> I like where this is going.
<Zel> ...-_-
<Lina> *downs the entire bottle*
<The other three> ...............
<Xel> I never knew you were such a bad girl, Lina-san.
<Lina> You'd be surprised. *pours herself a glass of wine like they have*
<Purin> *tilts head* Drinking contest?
<Lina> Why not? *runs tongue along the edge of the glass before taking a sip*
<Xel> ...
<Purin> *takes the last seat* Too bad I don't drink oo;
<Zel> That's interesting. With all the stuff you write I'd have expected you to be getting high off of something.
<Purin> Ijiwaru --; (Meanie)

The bleeding stopped, but the pain didn’t. Sylphiel bit her bottom lip and asked, "What happened to you Lina-san?" while trying unsuccessfully to pull her hand away from the dagger.
Lina laughed lightly and replied, "Sore wa himitsu desu," before disappearing along with Xelloss.

<Xel> Lina-san learns so quickly. *watches Lina*
<Lina> Do I? *leans forward on table and takes another sip*
<Purin> *glances at Xel and rolls eyes*
<Zel> I still smell a lemon.
<Xel> *purrs*
<Purin> Xel-chan is already drunk oo;. Surprising. No wait, he drank more than anyone else so far.
<Lina> No funny ideas, Xelloss.
<Xel> Whatever you say Lina-san...

They reappeared back in their room, and Lina fell onto the bed gasping of delight. Xelloss fell on top of her, pinning her down. "So what do you want to do next?" he asked her, tickling her playfully.
Lina giggled and tried to push him away but ended up rolling on top of him instead. "I dunno. What do you have in mind?" she asked him, her now blood-red hair falling over both of them.
He smiled and said, "Why not pay your chimera ‘friend’ a visit? He’s become suicidal from all the dead end cures. If we wait too long he might kill himself before you can play with him one last time."
"Sounds good to me!" Lina said, giving him a peck on the lips and dragging him off the bed. "Let’s go!"

<Zel> Oh no.
<Xel> Oh yeah.
<Purin> Control those hormones of yours Xel-chan :P.
<Xel> If only Lina-san would do that with me...
<Lina> *tries to thwap him and misses* You wish.
<Purin> And Lina is down! Bunni-chan is the only one who hasn't gotten drunk yet...surprisingly.
<Zel> I'm very tolerant of alcohol. *moves on to vodka*
<Purin> My my...so this is how you've dealt with your depression.
<Zel> Back off.

Zelgadis cut down another branch of the tree to relieve stress. "Kuso…" he cursed over and over again. "My cure has to be out there somewhere," he thought. As if he were seeking pleasure in the pain, he stuck his hand into the burning fire and let it burn, slowly but painfully. He smiled coldly.

<Zel> That was bad. The scene wasn't described thoroughly enough.
<Purin> Enough nit-picking already! *hops up and down in frustration*
<Lina> Mmmm...*takes another bottle of sake* I like this stuff better...
<Xel> *moves closer to Lina* What was that, Lina-san?
<Lina> Nothing fruitcake. Get away from me. *attempts to hit him and falls against him instead*
<Purin> Just don't let him rape you. *looks around as if it were none of her business*
<Zel> *frowns and takes two drinks*

"Zel!"
Zelgadis looked up at the source of the voice to find Lina standing over him with a huge grin plastered onto her face. "Long time no see!" she chirped.
He immediately took his hand out of the fire and tried to hide it from her. "Lina? What are you doing way out here?" he asked.
Lina giggled and teleported to the other side of him, taking his burnt hand in hers. "I’m here to make sure you never forget me, Zel," she said, caressing his hand. She lifted it and placed it against her cheek. "You know, I really did love you for a time…" she murmured, closing her eyes as if allowing a memory to surface.

<Zel> No comment.
<Purin> ...Has anyone else noticed that he's always the one that interrupts the story?
<Zel> I'm the only one sober enough to.
<Purin> ...Good point.
<Xel> *smiles and hugs Lina*
<Lina> *falls unconscious*
<Purin> I can see where that is going...I said no raping, Xelloss.
<Xel> Aww...fine I won't. *pets the sleeping Lina instead*
<Zel> Sick-minded hentai...
<Xel> Thank you.
<Zel> That wasn't a compliment. *takes another drink*

Zelgadis stared at her in shock. There was something…different about her. It was unexplainable… "Lina are you sure you’re ok?" he asked, looking into her eyes for the first time that evening.
Two things clicked in his mind then. One, Lina had slitted eyes, and two, Lina had obviously become a mazoku. He backed away from her whispering, "Dear Ceiphied…"

<Zel> That sounds like what Sylphiel did.
<Purin> Take two shots for being scared.
<Zel> ...*takes the two drinks*
<Xel> *watching Lina* She's so cute when she sleeps isn't she? *kisses her*
<Purin> *takes camera out again and starts snapping pictures* WAI!
<Zel> ..... *takes 5 more shots*

Lina giggled again and lunged forward causing him to fall backwards with her on top of him. She wrapped her arms around his neck and whispered into his ear, "It’s true Zelly-chan, I’ve become a mazoku because you all left me alone."
"Left you alone?" he echoed, staring at the red hair that covered half of his face.
"That’s right, but now I’m here to make sure you never forget me," she continued, getting up into a sitting position. She took a small vial from inside her breastband and held it in front of him. "Here’s the cure you so wished for," she said, opening it and holding it above his mouth. "Drink."

<Xel> Now that sounds like a setup for those two to have-
<Zel> *coughs*
<Xel> ^_^ Oh sorry.
<Purin> But Bunni-chan wouldn't you LIKE having that scene with Lina?
<Zel> ...
<Purin> ^.^...
<Xel> *holds tape recorder up to Zel* What was that?
<Zel> Leave me alone.
<Purin> ^^ *plans on writing something like this for Zel and Lina*

Zelgadis opened his mouth obediently and allowed the bitter liquid to slide down his throat. Lina backed away as his body went through the transformation. "See? It worked," she said proudly.
Zelgadis looked down at his hands, which were a pale, normal skin color. He then touched his hands to his face and ran them through his hair. Thoroughly satisfied, he looked at Lina happily and said, "Thank you."

<Zel> If only it were that easy.
<Purin> Aww...you'll find your cure someday.
<Zel> *mutters something*

Lina smiled and said, "Don’t thank me, thank Xelloss!"
As if on cue, Xelloss appeared beside Lina. "Oya oya! It looks like Zelgadis-san got what he wanted!" he said, putting an arm around Lina’s waist and pulling her body to his. Lina put her hand against his chest by instinct and giggled.
Zelgadis looked at them both in confusion, then snapped at Xelloss, "If that cure was from you then what’s the catch behind it?"
Xelloss put a hand up to defend himself and replied, "Oh there is no catch. You’d only lose the things that you had gained from being part golem and part mazoku. That means that you’ll die easier, your magic is now weaker, and any other benefits from being a chimera have been lost."
Zelgadis stared at him, dumbfounded. "Meaning…"
"You searched for a cure for most of your life when happiness was right in front of you. Stupid chimera, did you really not see it?" Xelloss asked, pulling the smiling Lina closer to him. "We’ll leave you alone now so sayonara Zelgadis-san."
Lina gave him a genuine grin and said, "Mata ne," before they both disappeared into the night.

<Zel> *flinches*
<Purin> ^^; Gomen nasai Bunni-chan...
<Lina> *shifts around a little*
<Xel> *hugs her again* ^_^

Xelloss and Lina appeared in their room again but fell over kissing before they could reach the bed.
"One person left right?" Xelloss asked when they took a breath.
"Hai, Amelia. I don’t have anything to give her though…" Lina trailed off as Xelloss moved down to her neck.
"You’ll think of something…" he assured her.

<Xel> I like that paragraph.
<Zel> *rolls eyes and opens mouth to comment, then shuts up*
<Purin> Xel-chan is ECCHI.
<Xel> Don't you like it though? *winks*
<Purin> --;. And stop manipulating Lina's body while she's asleep.
<Xel> *innocent face* What do you mean by that?
<Purin> Don't think I didn't see you-
<Zel> I don't want to know.

Amelia went to her bedroom after saying goodnight to her father. She got into her silk pajamas, said a small prayer, and got into bed. After she finally dozed off, Lina appeared in the room along with an unconscious Naga.
She smiled. "I found your sister, Amelia," she said, placing Naga’s body beside Amelia’s on the bed. Then she kissed Amelia on the forehead and whispered, "Goodnight little princess of justice." She turned to Naga. "As for my present to you…" A tiny black glow formed on the end of Lina’s index finger and she pressed it into Naga’s skull necklace. "This will keep your breasts from getting too big and in the way," she said, giggling softly. "Sayonara, little princesses," Lina whispered just before dissipating.

<Zel> Keep your breasts from getting too big?
<Purin> *sweatdrops* I was out of ideas ok?
<Zel> Then you shouldn't have written that part...
<Purin> >< But Naga is one of Lina's companions too...
<Lina> *stirs and wakes up* She was not...more like a leech I couldn't get rid of.
<Xel> Lina-san, you're awake! *hugs her again*
<Lina> *blushes* Xelloss let go of me...Before she gets any ideas anyway *points accusingly at Purin*
<Purin> ^.^?
<Zel> *downs another two shots*

Xelloss sat on the bed waiting for his Lina-chan to return. She appeared in the room a while later and ran towards him squealing, "Xelly-chan!" before tackling him into the bed.

<Lina> Xelly-chan?
<Xel> Hai Lina-san?
<Lina> I didn't mean you. *scrambles off of his lap and back to her chair* I meant what kind of nickname is that?
<Purin> *wink* A kawaii one ~^
<Zel> You and your kawaii-ness...
<Purin> Better love it ;P
<Zel> .....
<Purin> ...-.- Say it and I put you in a lemon with Xel.
<Zel> Now that's just low.
<Purin> Kiss my feet if you don't want it to happen ^.^
<Zel> ...-____-
<Purin> ^^;; I was just kidding...

"So did my Lina-chan have fun on her first day as a mazoku?" he asked her, running his hand through her hair.
Lina nodded and laid her head down on his chest, listening to his hollow heartbeat. She sighed and whispered, "Can I meet your master?"
Xelloss stared down at her through open eyes. "Beastmaster-sama?"

<Zel> I-
<Purin> >> URASAI!!!!!! *glares daggers into his head*
<Zel> o_O...
<Purin> That's better ^.^. No, I did not know Juu-ou-sama's Japanese name at the time. That is why...
<Xel> Why are you using "-sama" for her name?
<Purin> 'cuz I RP you so much --;. Got into the habit ok?
<Xel> Aa, sou. *reclines in chair, suddenly sober again*
<Lina> I don't like this... *tick marks appear on her forehead*
<Purin> ....oO;

Lina nodded and ran a finger across his chest.
Xelloss chuckled at her and asked, "What do you need to see her for? You’re my special pet, not hers. Besides, I think she’s busy at the moment."
"Hmm…mm’kay. So what are we gonna do for now?" she asked him.

<Zel> E-cchi.
<Purin> *sticks tongue out* Ja-nai.
<Lina> You two quarrel like children...
<Purin> T.T I'm not that much younger than you...if you were 17 at the end of the series, I'm only 3 years younger...
<Lina> -_-#
<Purin> eep o.O *takes cover behind Xelloss again*
<Xel> You're scaring her Lina-san...
<Lina> And what of it...
<Xel> But Purin wishes to be our daughter, doesn't she? ^_^.
<Purin> *innocent nod* 'kaa-san. 'tou-san.
<Lina> *blushes* W-w-w-w-wha?
<Purin> (whisper) Domo arigatou T.T
<Xel> (whisper) Dou itashimashite ^_^. It's always fun to tease Lina-san anyway.
<Zel> Those two...

A mischievous grin appeared on his face as he pulled the covers over both of them. "Do you want to test out your new bed with me?" he asked, kissing her.
Lina found the corners of her mouth curving upward into a wide grin. "Sounds like fun to me," she replied, rolling on top of him. "But I’m in control!" she announced, giggling at him.
Xelloss fake frowned and whined playfully, "Aww that’s no fair. How about…" He teleported on top of her and tickled her. "Whoever yells ‘uncle’ first gets the better position!"
Lina struggled and giggled uncontrollably. "That’s…hehe…no fair!" she gasped, trying to roll over so she could tickle him back.

<Lina> *yelps*
<Purin> ^.^ Imagine Lina havin-
<Zel> Please don't. I might throw up all that alcohol.
<Purin> oo; Fine.
<Xel> It'd be fun to be her first though, wouldn't it? ~_^ Super-tight and swee-
<Zel> *whams head on table* Suified-sama...

"Say uncle!" he yelled over her squeals.
"Alright alright! Uncle! Uncle!" she screamed. He got off of her back so she could roll over and breathe. "That…was very…unfair," she whined between gasps.
Xelloss laughed at her and asked jokingly, "Who said I was fair?" Then he got on top of her and gave her another kiss, allowing his hands to wander beneath her clothes…

Owari

<Xel> Aww...I wanted to know what happens next...
<Purin> --; Hentai mazoku...
<Xel> You know it ^_^.
<Zel> *whams head on table again*
<Purin> Ara...that's not good for you Bunni-chan...
<Zel> *chokes down the rest of his vodka and hits his head again*
<Purin> ...Anou.....
<Lina> I don't ever want to read another one of your fanfics again...
<Purin> You have...no choice...^.^ ohohohohohoho...
<Lina> ...Somebody please stop her!!! *grabs ears in pain and rolls onto the floor*
<Xel> *pokes Lina* Shall we go?
<Lina> *whimpers and nods* Anywhere but here...
<Xel> ^_^...*takes her hand and teleports them out of there*
<Purin> ...Ain't that cute ~^?
<Zel> No.
<Purin> -.- You dare to defy me? I have THE pencil! *holds it up*
<Zel> ...no.
<Purin> Well I suppose that's enough torment for you all ^^;. Ja ne! *pops him out of there*

This MST was written for my own little amusement. In no way, form, or shape does it have to do with the way I really act...really...>>.