Love Show - The second : Umi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Purin-chan: *pacing back and forth behind the stage* I think we'll just go with one event today... So what kinda challenge should it be... Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! Purin-chan: EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *chokes Mokona* You marshmallow fluffball!!! ...I got idea number one!!! (No seriously I did e_E;) *puts Mokona back on the ground* Curtain rises. Purin-chan: *walks out dragging Umi by a rope* Konnichiwa minna-san!!! *ties Umi to a chair*. Umi: Let me go!!! I never agreed to do this!!!!! *struggles* Purin-chan: Yes you did!!! *tapes the contract onto Umi's face* Ya little [censor]! (Yes I still hold that grudge against her >>) Umi: *reads the contract* You forged my signature!!! Crowd gasps. Purin-chan: *sweatdrop* No I didn't!!! You just...err...forgot! *tapes Umi's mouth shut* I'd better get the contestants out quick... Crowd disappears. Purin-chan: Uhh...well we're still on tv so the show must go on!!! *laughs nervously and pulls a rope, making another curtain rise* Clef: *trying to put his staff back together* Ascot: *facing the wrong direction* Mokona: PUUUUUUUU!!!!! Purin-chan: ...what happened here? Clef: He broke my staff! *points accusingly at Ascot* Ascot: I did not! Clef: Did too! Ascot: Did not! Clef: Did too! Ascot: Did not! Mokona: Puu! Purin-chan: Why me...*whacks all three contestants over the head with a fan* Ascot: Itai... Clef: *casts a healing spell on himself* Mokona: Puu...@.@ Purin-chan: ...*watches two Pikachus beat each other up on her computer screen* Umm...yeah this should be an author's note. Well I downloaded a little program and now the Pikachu's are fighting *sweatdrop* Purin-chan: Umm...ok let's start! *walks over and pushes the fake wall over, revealing a kitchen* Cooking contest ^_^. Clef and Ascot: NANI?! Mokona: Puuuoiii @.@ Purin-chan: I didn't know Mokona was capable of making that noise...well you all have an hour to make a meal for them to eat *points at Lina Inverse, Son Gokuu, and Gourry sitting at the table, drooling with forks and knives in their hands* (Seems like a crossover doesn't it o.o;) And it had better be halfway decent...geez this sounds like Iron Chef...and why am I writing this fic when I'm in a mood to write something like ILYF >> Ok I'll be back later. Time stops. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Purin-chan: Ummm....yeah ^^;. I'm losing it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Time resumes as normal. Purin: It's a cooking contest and that's FINAL! *glares at the three* Clef: *tapes staff back together* Ascot: *talking to one of his friends* Mokona: *crashes into Purin and falls down* Purin: ....*evil grin crosses face* Hey you know...I could go for some...s'mores ^____________^ *grabs Mokona*. Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! *hops away* Purin: Wait, come back! I was only kidding! *runs after it* [Commercial break] Purin: Ok we're back! *huggles Mokona so it can't get away* Mokona: Puu!!! *struggles* Purin: *throws aprons on Ascot, Clef, and Mokona* You all have one hour starting... Ascot: *Walks over nonchalantly* Clef: *Walks to his kitchen holding his staff carefully* Mokona: *hops to its kitchen* Purin: Now. *Walks over to Umi* So who do you want to win? Umi: *blushes* It's none of your business! Purin: ^_^ You'd better answer or I'll put gum in your hair! Umi: *screams* Purin: So what's it gonna be? Umi: *mutters a name* Purin: *blink blink* DID YOU HEAR THAT CLEF?! Umi: *turns five shades of red* Clef: *using a spell to make all the ingredients put themselves together* Hear what? Purin: Umi lo- *is grabbed by Umi* Umi: Say it and die *glares at Purin-chan* Purin: Wakatte-masu! *Acts innocent* Ascot: *Working with all his kawaii furry animals ^_^* Mokona: *Using "magical powers" to make stuff* Purin: o.O; *watches as Mokona's stack of foods grows* You all have thirty minutes left! Ah forget it, let's skip to the end. [Skip] Purin: Let's go in this order. Ascot first, Clef second, and Mokona last. Ascot: *Carries dishes of food up to Lina, Gokuu, and Gourry* Umm...help yourselves? Lina, Gokuu, Gourry: *immediately dig in* Itadakimasu!!!!! Purin: *Takes out a microphone* And it looks like Lina's eating the most! No wait! Gokuu takes the bowl of noodles! What an upset! Lina hit him over the head with an empty plate and Gokuu is out of the game! *goes on ranting about other stuff* Umi: *sweatdropping* Ascot: Uhh...err...anou... Purin: And all the food is gone! So how was it? Lina: *holds up a sign with a huge 9 on it, then leans back into her chair* Gokuu: @_@ Gourry: *holds up a sign that says: Lina threatened to Dragon Slave me!* Purin: o_O; So Ascot gets a nine for his score... Next! Clef: It's Doushi Chef's specialty. *puts a huge plate full of sweet and sour chicken on the table* Gourry: *Gets at it first* Lina: *Has a fork fight with Gourry* Gokuu: *wakes up and eats* Purin: *Watches uninterested* Umi: *Watches, hoping that Clef will get straight tens* Clef: *Waits anxiously* Lina: *sighs, satisfied. Holds up a sign that says 9* Gourry: *Holds up a sign that says 8* Gokuu: *Holds up a sign that says 8* Clef: *Slumps over and walks away* I lost... Purin: *pats Clef sympathetically on the back* Don't worry, you'll date Umi sooner or later... Umi: *Looks really depressed* Purin: Anyway...MOKONA! Mokona: Puu! *hops over to the table and lays millions of desserts on it* Lina, Gourry, Gokuu: *All drool over the food and grab endless amounts of it to eat* Purin: *Sweatdrops* This is getting repetitive isn't it... Lina: *tapes a sign that says 10 onto the table* Gourry: *Ditto* Gokuu: *Ditto* Purin: ...We have our winner! Mokona wins a dream date with Umi! Umi: *screams* I am not going on a date with that fluffball! Ascot: *sighs* All well. Mokona: *hops over to Umi and gives her a huge kiss* Purin: o.O A...ara... Mokona: *ties a rope to Umi's chair and hops away, dragging her* Puu! Purin: Umm...bye? Umi: *Screams again* Purin: Umm...I think I'll end this here...*sweatdrops* Sayonara! Minna-san! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Purin-chan: e_e; Actually this one and the last one are really just long rants with a plot. I don't know how you people can stand me!