Love Show

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Purin: (let's just call me Purin for typing's sake ^_^;;;) Konyanyachiwa!!! I'm the host 
of this talk show!!! 
Crowd: *screams*
Purin: -_-;;; Watch it...anyway, three guys today will be fighting for a girl! So let's 
meet our contestants.
Curtain rises.
Zazu: GIVE ME THAT!!! *chasing dog around the room that has a bottle of alcohol in 
its mouth*
Purin: o_O;. Eh...Zazu-kun...
Zazu: *continues to chase dog*
Purin: Zaaaaaazuuuuuuuu-kun...
Eagle and Lantis: *sweatdropping*
Purin: You asked for it...Honou no...
Zazu: *blink blink* Ok ok I'll stop I'll stop!!! *runs to chair*
Purin: Good boy ^_^. Ok and now let us reveal who they're fighting for!
Another curtain rises.
Hikaru: *walks out on stage in a ***VERY*** pretty dress* Why did I have to wear 
this again?!
Zazu: *gets a nosebleed and faints*
Eagle and Lantis: *both stand up and stare at her, jaws dropped*
Purin: That's why ^_^;. So anyway, Zazu, Eagle, and Lantis will be competing here 
today for a date with Hikaru!
Crowd claps.
Purin: There will be three events *holds up two fingers* ... *holds up three fingers* 
Event number one: Singing. Event number two: Questionairre. And Event number three 
is a secret for now. But of course, knowing who I am, these will be no ordinary 
events ^.^.
Crowd goes silent.
Purin: -_-;;; One more strike and you all get a fireball.
Crowd applauses.
Purin: Much better. So let's have a few words from our contestants.
Hikaru sits down in a chair, causing her skirt to fly up on accident.
Zazu: *gets another nosebleed and faints again*
Purin: *sweatdrop* Pervert... *whacks him over the head*
Zazu: *wakes up and hugs Purin-chan* Does that mean you like me?
Purin: *ticked off mark* *takes out her inflatable hammer and hits him with it* 
NO!!!!!! I may be a fan of yours but *I'M* the one doing all the huggieing around 
here!!!! Besides, you're supposed to be fighting for Hikaru not me...Anyway, Zazu-
kun, what is your relationship with Hikaru?
Zazu: *rubs his head* Well she's cute, and almost my same height, and I really really 
like her!
Crowd awws.
Purin: Ehh...yeah. So Eagle, what's *your* relationship with Hikaru?
Eagle: I'm in love with her, end of story. *does trademark smile*
Crowd awws and cheers.
Lantis: *gives Eagle a deathglare*
(Heero: Why is everyone stealing *MY* deathglare???
Purin: Well it's not exactly yours X_x;. For example...
Zelgadis appears. Heero gives him a deathglare. Zelgadis gives Heero a deathglare.
Purin: Those two are alike in more ways than one...same voice...same infamous 
phrase...same deathglare...)
Purin: And Lantis-san, what's your relationship with Hikaru?
Lantis: *doesn't reply*
Purin: *sweatdrop* Well we all know that he loves her too so I'll leave it at that. 
*snaps fingers and 10 points are added to all their scores*
Eagle: *sweatdrops* What was the point of that?
Purin: Well whoever loves the person gets a ten point bonus, and since you're ALL in 
love with her then there goes that...
Karaoke machine is put out on stage.
Purin: You get to go first *points at Eagle*
Eagle: Why me?
Purin: Because I said so *eyes narrow*
Eagle walks over and picks up the microphone.
Somewhere in the crowd, Mokona bounces up and down with a sign that says "Sing 
Run!!!"
Eagle: Ok I'll sing Run.
Music starts.
Eagle: Sugisaru kaze Gin no tsubasa kesenai negai
Ima tashika ni jibun no me de mitsumeta mirai

Furikaerazu hashiru Tatoe sore de kizutsuite mo
Koukai shinaide sumu nara
Sakamaite 'ru kaze ga yukusaki moshi tozashite mo
Mou ichido susumeba ii kara

Shinjite 'ru nani yori mo mada hashiri tsuzukerareru asu no sora
Kuru hazu no nai mirai sore demo kono te de erabu tame
Hashiru tada

Eagle gets caught in a pile of fangirls.
Purin: O_o;;; Well he can't help it can he? e_e; *walks over and pries all the girls 
away from him* Daijoubu, Eagle-kun?
Eagle: Ouch...hey I thought that this stage was protected!
Purin: CLEF! YOU'RE FIRED!
Clef slumps off the stage, only to be caught by a mob of fangirls. He runs the 
opposite direction.
Purin: *clears throat* Anyway, let's go on. Lantis-san it's your turn! *helps Eagle 
back to his chair*
Lantis walks over the to karaoke machine and picks up the microphone silently.
Somewhere in the crowd, Mokona is hopping up and down with a sign that says "Sing 
Sayonara no Hanataba!"
Lantis: Tsuyoi hikari ni utareta you ni
Kokoro wa yureta yo kimi o shitte

Sonna kimi no akarui hitomi ni namida ga afureru
Sore ga boku no sei nara

Sayonara o sotto hanataba no you ni
Shizuka ni watasou
Aishiteru kara...

Yet another mob of fangirls scream and jump at him, only to crash into an invisible 
shield.
Lantis: *puts down microphone and walks over to the chair to sit down*
Purin: I don't recall Zazu having a song...
Zazu: *slumps*
Purin: Daijoubu...*pats him empathetically on the back* You'll have your chance in 
the other rounds. So let's see who wins this round.
*drumroll*
Eagle's win sign lights up.
Purin: Yay! None other than our Eagle-kun! That's ten points!
Somewhere in the crowd...
Umi: She rigged that didn't she...
Purin: HEY I HEARD THAT! FIAABARU! *throws a fireball at Umi*
(Lina: Oh sure steal MY spells...)

Purin: Questionairre time!!! ^_^ Yay!
Crowd groans.
Purin: Strike three! FIAABARU! *throws a big one at the crowd*
Crowd: *cough* *smoke rises*
Purin: Teach ya to make fun of my shows *mutter mutter* Anyway, there will be five 
questions. All of them have to do with Hikaru. Press the buzzer when you know the 
answer. So let's begin! What is Hikaru's favorite color?
Eagle, Zazu, and Lantis: *think*
Somewhere in the crowd, Mokona is jumping up and down with a sign that says "RED 
YOU IDIOTS!!!!"
Zazu pressed the buzzer first.
Zazu: Pink?
His buzzer didn't do anything.
Purin: *sweatdrops* You idiot...anyone else wanna take a guess?
Eagle hit his buzzer.
Eagle: Red?
His buzzer lit up.
Purin: That's one question right for Eagle! Now for our next question, who does Hikaru 
like more? Fuu or Umi?
Mokona bounces up with a sign that says "I don't know!"
Eagle hit his buzzer.
Eagle: Fuu?
Nothing happened.
Purin: Wrong, any other guesses?
Zazu hit his buzzer.
Zazu: Umi?
Nothing happened.
Purin: And that leaves Lantis-san.
Lantis: *writes: "both of them" on a piece of paper*
His buzzer lit up.
Purin: A question right for Mr. DarkandScary. Question number three: What is Hikaru's 
last name?
Zazu hit his buzzer.
Zazu: It was something like Shidoo...
His buzzer lit up halfway.
Purin: *sweatdrop* Close enough. Question number four: What is the name of 
Hikaru's pet dog?
Jeapordy music plays.
Purin: Times up, no one got that one. It's Hikari. Question number five: Who does 
Hikaru love the most out of you three?
All three boys pressed their buzzers at the same time.
Eagle: Lantis
Lantis: Eagle
Zazu: How the hell should I know?
Zazu's buzzer lit up.
Purin: ...Ok how did that happen. Zazu gets the last question then. He wins the 
questionairre!
Crowd applauses.
10 points are added to Zazu's score.
Purin: Which brings us to our current score. Zazu has 20 points. Eagle has 20 points. 
Lantis has 10 points. And now for our last event ^_^.
Hikaru walks up to the three boys, blushing.
Purin: Whoever gives Hikaru the most romantic kiss gets 20 points added to their 
score! It's anyone's game!!! *giggle*
Zazu: *drool*
Eagle: *sweatdrop* You're kidding right?
Purin: No I'm NOT kidding. The public asked for it ~.^. *sits back in the chair and 
grabs a bag of popcorn* Whoever goes first I don't care.
Zazu: I will! *walks up to Hikaru*
Hikaru: Uhh...Hi Zazu *sweatdrops*.
Zazu: I don't bite. *kisses her, dipping her backwards at the same time*
Crowd awws and whistles.
Purin: How long till he runs out of breath?
Eagle: I say about a minute.
Lantis: *fuming*
Purin: Is Lantis-kun mad? ^_^?
Lantis: *gives Purin-chan a deathglare*
Hikaru: *breaks the kiss* I need to breathe...
Zazu: Aww darn *helps her back up*
Purin: Who's next then?
No comment.
Purin: -_-; *kicks Eagle* Go!!!
Eagle: Oh fine. *walks over to Hikaru*
Hikaru: *smiles* Konnichiwa! Eagle!
Lantis: *smoke coming out of ears*
Purin: *pulls rope, causing water to come down on Lantis*
Eagle: *slowly gets closer to Hikaru*
Purin: He's gonna do it!
Both pairs of eyes are closed. Eagle's right hand is holding Hikaru's left, and his left 
hand is behind Hikaru's back. Their faces are less then an inch away.
Eagle: *kisses her, gently but lovingly*
Crowd awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws.
Purin: *.* Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! My favorite 
couple! *dreamy like state*
Eagle: *breaks the kiss*
Hikaru: *blushing*
Purin: Hey you jealous? *nudges Lantis in the ribs*
Lantis: *curse curse curse*
Purin: He's jealous!
Eagle: *walks back to Lantis and Zazu*
Zazu: Tch, romantic all the way huh?
Eagle: What do you mean?
Lantis: *walks over to Hikaru*
Hikaru: Lanti-poo!!!
Lantis: *sweatdrops* Not the nickname...ANYTHING but the nickname...
Hikaru: *giggles* *Jumps up and kisses Lantis*
Purin: Looks like they've had practice ^^;.
Lantis: *leaves a trail of kisses from Hikaru's mouth down to her neck*
Hikaru: *giggle*
Purin: I think we all know the winner *wink*.
Flower petals fall all around Hikaru and Lantis.
Purin: So there you have it, Lantis is the winner!
Crowd roars with applause.
Zazu: *sulk*
Eagle: It's ok Zazu, Purin-chan will go out with you.
Purin: eh...EH?!
Zazu: She will??? *looks at Purin with starry eyes*
Eagle: *laughs*
Purin: Eagle...kun... *jumps back from the two* THAT'S IT! Tasogare yori mo kuraki 
mono, chi no nagare yori akaki mono, toki no nagare ni umoreshii...
Eagle: *holds Purin-chan back* *No* dragon slave!
Purin: Let me go!!! *struggle*
(Chibi Lina: Oh sure steal ALL my spells...)
Lantis and Hikaru leave.
Crowd leaves.
Purin: Look what you did! Bah all well. Mata ne!!!

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