Characters gone insane again

Written because the little author could.
And now I will warp the characters here.
*warps the characters here*

Ferio: Like, how'd we like end up in the movies?
Hikaru: I don't know how we got here Ferio-san. Maybe we should ask the author.
Author: Hello. I am the author. The voices tell me to do things. The voices tell me to
tell you to go to the movies.
Everyone goes to the movies.

Fuu: What was the name of this movie Umi-ster?
Umi: I don't know Fuu-san. What is the name of this movie?
Author: Look at the pretty lights... *gazes at the movie screen with a freakish grin
on her face*
Caldina: *sits in the corner and pretends to be a pile of rags*
Lafarga: I want a lolli... *gets teary eyed and runs out of the movie theater to look
for a lollipop*
Lantis: *is dressed up as Darth Vader* LUKE, I AM your father!
Eagle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hikaru: OoOoOoOoOOOO *walks over to the two with a weird look on her face*
Lantis: *stares at Hikaru, then turns back to Eagle* Ah, so you have a twin sister...
Author: The movie starts... *sits down, continuing to smile freakishly*
Fuu: *points at the screen like a little child* Who is that Umi-ster?
Umi: I don't know Fuu-san. Who is that?
Author: Who? What? When? Where? Why? Ahh? Eek? Ack? Erk? Arf? Narf? Troz?
Zort?
Ferio: *stands on top of a chair and sings at the top of his voice* You'reeee,
heeeeeeeere, there's noooooooothing I feeeeeeeear!!!!!!!!!!
The last note breaks the camera which is behind a glass screen which is above the
group which now makes the manager of the theater mad who comes out and shoos
everyone away and everyone throws things at the manager and everyone leaves.
Author: Where will we go now? The voices tell me to go to the malt shop. The voices
tell me to bring you all along.
Everyone goes to the malt shop.

60's music is playing at the malt shop.
Fuu: Let's dance Umi-ster!
Umi: Ok Fuu-san!
They go to dance.
Lantis: *still wearing the darth vader outfit* Come to the dark side LUKE.
Eagle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Author: What is the dark side? Oooo look at the pretty coin... *watches as the coin
falls and hits her on the head* The voices told me that the coin just hit me on the
head. So now I will say ouch.
Author: Ouch.
Hikaru: *goes up to Eagle* Myyyyyyy herooooooo.
Ferio: Did I ever tell you, you're my heeeeeeerOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! You're
everything I wish I cooooooooooould beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Eagle: *looks down at Hikaru* Luke?
Hikaru: *looks up at Eagle* Leia?
Eagle: Brother! *hugs Hikaru*
Hikaru: Sister! *hugs Eagle*
Lantis: LUKE, have you been crossdressing again? *does the Darth Vader breathing*
Hikaru and Eagle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Author: I will now go to laugh. We will take a short break.

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The author takes a break to go laugh her head off. Her parents are looking at her
and shaking their heads. The author laughs harder at their attempts to make her
ashamed at herself. The author now stands. The voices just told the author to
scream. The author screams.
Ahh
The author will now resume the fic.

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Author: Hello doctor, how are you? *watches as the waitress writes something
down* Men in white clothes? I don't know any men in white jackets? Are they
coming to get me?
Ferio: Like, you don't like know who the men in like white jackets like are?
Author: No I do not know who the men in white jackets are.
Ferio: Like, the boogie man like is out to get like you.
Author: The booger man is coming to get me? Oh my. The voices tell me to hide, so
I will now hide. *grabs an article of clothing from Caldina and holds it in front of her
eyes* I am now hiding.
Caldina: *screams* Augh my epidermis showed!!!!!!!!
Lafarga: Have you seen my lolli? *goes up to the author with big teary eyes*
Author: Hello your highness, how may I serve you? *bows down*
Lafarga: *sniffle* I'm looking for my lolli?
Author: Lolli? I am sorry your highness but I do not know of such "lolli".
Lafarga: Oh... *goes to the corner to cry*

Out on the dance floor...
Fuu: Shake shake shake...
Umi: Shake shake shake!
Both: Shake yer booty! Shake yer booty!
Mokona: Poopoo!
Umi: Huh?
Mokona: Poopoo!!!!!!! *has an accident*
Fuu: Ewwww... I'm covered in poopoo
Umi: *looks up* Oh there's Mokona!!
Ascot: It's our talking disco ball. Like it?
Umi: *glances over to see Ascot as the DJ* *screams* ASCOTOOOOOOOOO!
Ascot: *immediately turns green* Someone save me...
Umi: *glomps him* Oh you're so cuuuuuuuute! And your face is green! Just like your
eyes...
Author: I thought I put that line in the last one? Oh well. Look at all the pretty
colors... *watches as mokona shines its jewel everywhere*
Fuu: Oh hello. Who might you be?
Emeraude's ghost: Where is Hikaruuuuuuuu...
Fuu: *points to where Lantis, Eagle, and Hikaru are*
EG: Thank youuuuuuu...
Fuu: *wags finger* No no no no, thank YOU!
EG: For whaaaaaat...
Fuu: *shrugs* Just saying.
EG: *floats over to where Hikaru is*

EG: Hikaruuuuuuu...
Hikaru: Huh? Obe-wan?
EG: Yes it is me...your former master...
Hikaru: Go away you. I have my own light saber now.
Eagle: Obe-wan-konobi?
EG: Ah Princess... So good to see you...
Eagle: Same to you commoner!
Author: Did I just confuse you? I just confused myself. I will now stop their
conversation so we will no longer be confused.
The three stop talking.
EG: *poof*

Men in white jackets: *restrain the author*
Author: Hello. Are you the men in white jackets they were talking about? I am so
happy to finally meet you. *stares off into space* Is this for me? Thank you so
much. *gets put in a straight jacket* Goodbye everyone! Goodbye!
Everyone else: *puts on an equally freakish smile and waves* Goodbye!
Men: *pause and look at each other*
Everyone else: Goodbye!
Author: Goodbye!
Men: *put the author down and go to restrain the others as well*
Author: Goodbye goodbye goodbye! *hops around, stops, screams, then faints*

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Brought to you by the little author that could :D.

;D No I'm not really like this in real life. Or am I? Actually it was the can of coke and
coffee ice cream (with chocolate toppings ^_^) that did it this time.

Hehehe
Hahaha
Hohoho
Hee

Peace, insanity, and forever screaming! (Please email me if you just understood that)