Characters gone insane

Purin-chan: Don't ask where I got this idea because...I don't know myself O_O;. Result of
too much root beer. Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho...eh...eh heh ^_^;. Let's get started now.

Disclaimer: lalalalalala

(Note: Be afraid...be VERY afraid...)

Purin-chan: I'm not acting like myself O_o; not a good sign for the sane-ness.

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Emeraude hime: [beep beep beep beep beep]
Ferio: Like, chill out onee-chan.
Emeraude: [BEEP] YOU!!!
Ferio: Like, what's like the matter with like you?
Emeraude: Keep your [beep] mouth shut you [beep]
Ferio: Like I know! Like let's go like shopping!!!!!!

At the shopping mall...
Umi: Fuu-san, that green dress doesn't fit you. Try this neon tie-dye shirt instead!!!
Fuu: Ok Umi-ster *accidentally runs into the MENS fitting room* (O_o; Anyone realize
where I got that? . . . Right!!! It's from those subtitles in the Magic Knight Rayearth
series. They translate -chan into -ster X_x; I'll stop scaring people now)
Hikaru: Umi-kun!!! (ack X_X) Try this on!!! *gives Umi a Chizeta princess spirits outfit*
Umi: *-* Wooooooowwwww!!!!! *runs after Fuu into the mens fitting room*
Hikaru: Ohohohohohohohoho!
Mokona: Poopoo! *accidentally err...has an accident on Hikaru's shoes* (hoe-e...)
Hikaru: Mokona! Now we know what you're made of!!!!!
Mokona: Poopoo!!!! *has another accident* (No I'm not dumb >/ It's puu)
Hikaru: *sweatdrops*
Ferio and Emeraude come around the corner.
Emeraude crashes into Hikaru.
Emeraude: [beep] you!!!!! Watch where you're [beep] going!!!!!!
Hikaru: Why don't YOU watch where YOU'RE going!!!!!!
Emeraude: I didn't [beep] crash into you!!!!!
Hikaru: YES YOU DID!!!
Emeraude: NO I DIDN'T!
Hikaru: YES YOU DID!
Emeraude: NO I DIDN'T!
Ferio: LIKE STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps in between the two*
Purin-chan: O_O;;;;; bad move...
Hikaru: *bitch slaps Emeraude*
Ferio: *gets hit instead*
Purin-chan: Cat fight @_@;;;;;
Emeraude: NYAO!!!! *jumps over Ferio and starts clawing at Hikaru*
Hikaru: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *attempts to claw Emeraude and accidentally hits Ferio instead*
Ferio: *has another scar x on his other cheek now*
Umi and Fuu walk out of the dressing room blushing madly.
Fuu: Umi-ster...was that really the.....
Umi: *nods*
Fuu: And we saw that man...
Umi: *clamps a hand over Fuu's mouth*
Fuu: *starts turning blue* (squeaks) can't...breathe....
Umi: Hey I wonder what that is? *runs over to the catfight still choking Fuu*
Ferio sees the choking Fuu.
Ferio: Like, I'm not like, saving you ya know?
Fuu: *gag cough cough*
Umi: Hikaru-san???
There is a huge pile of golden and red hair on the ground.
*rip rip rip*
Emeraude: LOOK WHAT YOU [BEEP] DID TO MY BEEEEEEEEEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!!!

THE END

Purin-chan: FERIOOOO!!!!!!! *chokes Ferio and shakes him back and forth* Keep reading.
Hikaru: WELL LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MYYYYYYY HAIR!!!!!
Both Hikaru and Emeraude have one strand of hair in different spots on their heads.
Emeraude (surprisingly enough) still has her eh...pillar circlet thingie...on her head.
Purin-chan: *attempts to pull circlet thingie off* It's...*pull* not.... *pull* coming....
*pull* off...*pull*
Emeraude: Because I glued it on dummy.
Purin-chan: O_O;
Hikaru: I wanna be the pillar!!!!! *yanks hard on the circlet*
Purin-chan: O_O;;;;;;;; did I go back in time? Hikaru is the pillar right now isn't she?
Emeraude was killed by the magic knights...
Hikaru: That's it!!!! *kills Emeraude* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuu: *claws at Umi*
Umi: Fuu-san!!! Gomennasai!!!! *lets go*
Fuu's face turns back to a normal color.
Fuu: WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO UMI-STER?????????????????
Umi: *sweatdropping madly* Eh heheheh...
Hikaru is still laughing evilly.
Ferio: *looks at Fuu*
Fuu: *looks at Ferio*
Fuu and Ferio: HMPH!!! *both turn away and cross their arms*
Purin-chan: IIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY FAVORITE COUPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ; _ ;
Fuu and Ferio are still mad at each other.
Purin-chan: FINE THEN!!!! *makes Ascot appear out of nowhere*
Umi: Ascot-san!!! *huggifies Ascot*
Ascot: *turning blue*
Purin-chan: Umi's favorite color O_O; err...the sane Umi...
Hikaru takes Emeraude's circlet.
Hikaru: ......Oh shit...does this mean that I have to pray for Cephiro all the time
now? Bah all well. I'll just let it crumble ^_^.
Purin-chan: *still eating more chocolate* this story will get more hyper muahahahaha >D.
Did I just say that O_O?
Ferio attempts to trip Fuu.
Fuu: MAMORI NO KAZE!!!! *blocks Ferio* (did I spell that right O_O?) (winds of protection)
Purin-chan: *wince wince* It hurts to watch those two like this ; _ ;.
Ascot: (barely chokes out) need....air...let...go...Umi...
Umi doesn't hear him.
Purin: Kawaii ^_^
Emeraude's ghost appears.
EG: Hikaruuuuuuu......(in weird creepy voice)
Hikaru: Go away Emeraude. I'm the pillar now. *wills her away*
EG: *poof*
Purin-chan: *looks through a small mirror* Cephiro is already crumbling...
All the people in Cephiro end up in the mall.
Purin-chan: O_o; hoee....
Lantis walks up in a ballerina outfit. He starts eh...ballerina dancing.
Caldina is wearing every article of clothing possible.
Lafarga tugs at one of Caldina's sleeves.
Caldina: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I THINK MY EPIDERMIS SHOWED (with no accent whatsoever)!!!!!!
*slaps Lafarga*
Lafarga gets teary eyed and starts crying.
Eagle dances with Lantis.
Ascot: *tries to push Umi away*
Umi refuses to let go.
Ferio: Like that won't like stop me!!! *takes out a toy sword and tries to break through
the shield*
Fuu: Winds of admonishment! (I dunno the Japanese one yet and I think I spelled that wrong)
Ferio is stuck.
Hikaru watches Lantis and Eagle dancing.
Hikaru: *drooool*
*drip*
*drop*
*drip*
Lantis and Eagle in tights...
*drop*
*drip*
*drop*
Ascot is a deep shade of green now.
Umi: Just like your eyes...
Purin-chan: Ok I think that's enough insanity ^_^ *snaps her fingers and everyone appears
back in Cephiro asleep in their beds*

Hikaru wakes up.
Hikaru: It was just a dream...thank goodness. Why's my shirt all wet?

THE END

Purin-chan: Just in case you couldn't figure it out, her shirt was wet because of her drool.