Anime Romance 03 - Movie Makers
(Author: Day three...heh heh. This one should be funny. Oh yea, I don't own the characters bla bla bla...)
Everyone came out to eat breakfast.
"I want corn flakes!"
"Oatmeal!"
"Pop tarts!"
"Cheerios!"
"Fruit Loops..." Wufei muttered.
Everyone stared at Wufei.
"You STILL eat Fruit Loops?" Mena asked.
Wufei blushed a deep shade of red.
"Hey everyone! Wu-man here eats Fruit Loops!" Duo yelled.
Everyone started laughing.
"Bakas..." Wufei muttered.
"What was that?!" Mena asked. (Note: I'm sorry if I've offended you by putting that there)
No comment...
Mena started strangling Wufei.
Everyone else just kept eating silently...
"So what are we gonna do today Quatre buddy?" Duo asked.
"Well I've got this TV show today..."
"TV show?! That's awesome! Can we help?"
"Uh...well we're making fun of some movies, games, music, etc..."
"I'll join!" Mena yelled.
"Me too!" Serena said.
"Count me in!" Rei said.
"Only if I'm needed..." said Ami.
"Hmph"
"I'll help," said Relena.
No comment from Trowa...
"No thanks," said Wufei
"We're already stars aren't we James?"
"That's right Jessie. We've even got our own television show."
"Ehem...that's OUR show." Ash said.
"Yeah, when did YOU become the stars of Pokemon?" Misty asked.
"Well without us there wouldn't BE a Pokemon show" Jessie replied.
"She's got a point there. Villains are important in a show." Darien commented.
"We get an important part, yet we're so neglected." James whined.
"Whatever..." Misty said.
"Let's get started then..." Quatre said.
"Take one! Action!" Quatre said.
Heero is dressed in a business-like suit with sunglasses on. He shoots a few bullets at Duo. Duo raises his hand up and stops the bullets. He takes a bullet and looks at it. Then, he makes all the bullets drop...
Outside, Wing Zero and Wing Gundam are talking to each other (if they could talk)
"Wing, I am your father!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"A group of teenagers went into a forest and never came back alive...five years later, their film footage was found..." Quatre said...
Darien slipped the glass slipper onto Serena's foot...
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..."
Just then, Barney went mad...
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Heero pulled Barney's mask off.
"Ahh! Heero killed Barney...let's party!" Duo yelled.
"Why did I have to play Barney again?" Wufei asked.
"You're the only one that would fit in the costume," Quatre replied.
"Who, is that girl I see? Staring straight, back at me..." Misty sang.
"It's Misty, who else has such an ugly face?" Ash said.
"Uh Ash, you weren't supposed to interrupt..." Quatre said.
"I couldn't resist..." Ash said.
"Oops, I did it again. I played with your heart..." one of the "heart snatchers" sang.
"Hold it right there! I'm Sailor Moon!" Jessie yelled.
"I'm a genie in a bottle. You gotta rub me the right way..." Mena sang.
Brock dressed as Aladdin started rubbing the bottle...
"All you people can't you see..."
"No"
"Can't you see?"
"Nope"
"Stop interrupting Hilde!!!" Duo said.
"Sorry"
"Next up is Heero Bokatuy!...I mean Heero Yuy!" Lita announced.
"Omae o korosu..."
(Author: Wondering where I came up with Bokatuy? My brother always says Heero Bokatuy instead of Heero Yuy. Don't ask me why. Pronunciation: Bok/Bauk-a-tooie)
"Bwahahaha. Mario you pest. Can't you tell I'm having fun with my minions? Now give me back those stars! My troops in the walls need them!" Wufei said dressed up as Bowser.
No comment...
"Trowa! You missed your line!" Quatre yelled.
"Don't wanna be a fool for you"
"I know"
"Just another silly little game for two"
"You bet"
"You may hate me but it ain't no lie baby bye bye bye"
"Bye bye!!!"
"HILDE!!!"
(Sorry if I got that wrong but I hate N'Sync)
"Simba, Simba please...I am uh...family." Wufei said.
No comment...
"TROWA!!!" Quatre yelled.
"Six Sages...now!" Jessie said as she cast her power.
"Ancient sages of Hyrule...Now is the time to send the evil incarnation of darkness into the void of the evil realm!" Darien said. (I hope I'm getting this right, I haven't played Zelda in a long time)
Wufei, Mena, Lita, Rei, and Misty all cast their power to open the realm...
"You... Curse you Jessie! Curse you Sages!!! Curse you James! When I am free, I will return to get revenge on your descendants!!! As long as the triforce of power remains in my hand..."
'I'm the real shinigami, yes I'm the real shinigami."
"We know"
"All you other shinigamis are just imataties"
"What others?"
"So won't the real shinigami please stand up..."
"Stand up..."
"Please stand up..."
"Standing"
"Please stand up"
"I'm up!!!"
"HILDE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(I don't think I got that right but all well...)
"Just who are you anyway?" Mena asked.
"Bond...James Bond" James replied.
"Okay..."
"I'm blue"
"You are?"
"If I was green I would die"
"You're turning green..."
"If I was green I would die"
"You're green"
"If I was green I would die"
"You're dead?"
"HILDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo yelled as he ran after her.
"So they're finally here, performing for you. It's the greatest band of the DK crew..."
(I only rented the game so I kinda forgot the lyrics...)
Heero, Duo, Darien, Serena, and Ash were standing there.
(bla bla bla)
"He's finally back, and about time too. He's the first member of the DK crew." Quatre sang.
Heero was...kind of dancing.
"DK, Donkey Kong. DK, Donkey Kong is here!"
(bla bla bla I forgot...Is Tiny next?)
"It's the smallest member of the DK crew"
Serena was dancing.
"DK, Donkey Kong. DK, Donkey Kong is here"
(bla bla bla. I think Lanky was next...)
"He has no style, he has no grace, but this Kong's got a funny face..."
Darien was break dancing.
"DK, Donkey Kong. DK, Donkey Kong is here"
"He's also back, and about time too. He's another member of the DK crew. He can fly real high with his jetpack on. With his pistols out, HE'S ONE TOUGH KONG"
Ash was dancing...if he knew how.
"DK, Donkey Kong. DK, Donkey Kong is here"
"He's the last member of the DK crew"
Duo was dancing...
"This life ain't good enough"
"Really?"
"I would give my world to lift you up"
"Yea right"
"I would change my life to better suit your mood"
"Pff"
"Cuz you're so smooth"
"Smooth?"
"HILDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo yelled as he ran after her with a scythe.
"We interrupt this program to bring you...Courage The Cowardly Dog show!"
Heero shoots the program shower...
"I'll never let go James. I'll never let go..."
Jessie accidentally let go.
"Oops..."
"Help! I'm drowning!"
"We don't want Tomoe"
Mena, Lita, and Rei were singing.
"A Tomoe is a guy that is trying to rule us all. Making all those egg daimons, giving them to Witches 5, snatching up all our hearts..."
(Scrubs from TLC)
"CUT! Awesome show you guys..."
At five o' clock...
"Hey look there's me!" Duo said.
They watch as Hilde keeps interrupting...
Hilde runs out the door with Duo hot on her tail holding a knife...
That night, everyone has a hard time sleeping because of their embarrassment that day...
THE END
Now that one was better than the last... I'm already working on the fourth part. Here's a preview... "Truth or dare" Duo asks Heero. (end preview) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's gonna be SO MUCH FUN.