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* 1. When seeing the Nutcracker Suite in your local theater, the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy starts and you start singing "It's Not Me It's You" as loud as you can, hoping other Prozzäkians will join in.
* 2. Your friends get really mad because you always sing "Sucks To Be You" at the most inappropriate times.
* 3. You've got a strange disease.
4. You refuse to stop sending Simon and Milo facts and pictures of you until they write a song about you.
5. You get tickets to every Philosopher Kings concert you can find just to see Jay and James.
* 6. When someone asks you what type of music you like, you simply reply "Prozzäk".
* 7. If someone give you a hard time, you listen to "Be As" and feel a lot better.
* 8. You'd trade your favourite shirt for Simon and Milo's autographs.
* 9. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, but you're from Planet Prozzäk.
10. You go to Future Shop to see if they have Stacey the Computer in stock.
* 11. You go to every music store in the nearest city looking for a Prozzäk t-shirt, and almost start crying when you can't find one.
* 12. So you make one.
13. You learned the entire Spanish language just to find out what "Usted es muy loco" means.
* (Europa, baby!) 14. Your future kids' names consist of one or more of the following: Simon, Milo, Europa, Tsunami, Minnie Mae, or Anna-Lisa.
15. You get ICQ just because you heard it in 2 of their songs (www.nevergetoveryou and It's Not Me It's You to be exact).
16. Muchmusic has gotten so many e-mails from you demanding Prozzäk videos that they've actually sent you COPIES of the videos via snail mail.
17. You made your boyfriend dye his hair blue.
* 18. You think an animated Prozzäk movie would be a REALLY good idea.
* 19. And you'd be first in line to see it.
* 20. You jumped for joy when "Sucks To Be You" was #1 on the charts.
* 21. You've used your Prozzäk CD to get to the Secret Compound. While there, you've used samples of Stacey the Computer's voice to Prozzäk-ify your computer.
* 22. You're the proud owner of the Prozzäk dolls.
* 23. While playing Air Rave, you've stopped at nothing to make your way into the Top 5.
* 24. For your birthday, you got a picture of Simon on your cake. (Picture!)
* 25. No matter how many times you listen to their CDs, it never gets old.
* 26. You've MASTERED Minnie-Mae's voice.
* 27. You've created your OWN alter-ego.
* 28. You constantly tell yourself to "get a clue".
* 29. It just . . . really DOES suck to be you :p.
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