LBM Revolution

By

LBM: Abby (Patamon Girl, A Gentle Breeze, The Great SaiyaChick, RGO, and Revolutionary Girl Orange

Slice,),

Ruby (Ruby Alien, Trowa'sChica), and

Max (Mistress of Mimmick)

Chapter One "And There Was Much Rejoicing"

Authors' notes:

In our little world September 11th never happened. The world is pretty much a happy place. There aren't any major conflicts going on. The president of the USA is just some random president-guy, because Ruby now actually likes Bush!

Abby: Traitor!

Ruby: Am not!

Abby: Are so!

Ruby: I'm sorry, I don't think NADER would've done a good of job as Bush is doing!

Abby: ::sigh:: I guess somebody has to have faith in the country.

Max: *rolls eyes* Two things you should never discuss: Politics and Religion

Abby: why not religion? ::boggle::

Max: Never mind.

This chapter is a bit confusing. It's an AIM conversation between our main characters (ourselves): Abby, Ruby, and Max (although, we don't use our actual screennames. You know, what with all the crazy-psycho-hentai-cyber-stalkers out there.) As you probably know, AIM conversations between three people can be confusing because they all say something different at once, but this one in particular will be most confusing because of Max's screwed up Aim that always logs her off whether she wants it to or not, but you'll just have to deal.

(Abby sends chatinvitation to Ruby and Max)

(Ruby enters chatroom: Abby)

Ruby: Hola!

(Max signs off)

Abby: y did max log off?

Ruby: u know her aim is messed

(Max signs on)

(Max enters chatroom: Abby)

(Max signs off)

Ruby: Hi, Max!

Ruby: Grrrrr

(Max signs on)

(Max enters chatrom: Abby)

Max: konichiwa!

Abby: Yay! Max is here!

Ruby: hmph! You weren't th@ happy when I came

Max: Aw, poor Ruby!

Abby: BAKA SELF! Why must I always make Ruby mad! ::pounds head::

(Max signs off)

(Max signs on)

(Max enters chatroom: Abby)

Ruby: yer 4given

Max: Omae o korosu AOL!!!!!!

Abby: Thank you! ::sigh of relief rather than face the wrath of Ruby::

Max: so...

Abby: so....

Ruby: So, a needle pulling thread...

Abby: oi vei!

Max: b thankful it aint the sister-suffragette song *shudders*

Ruby: la, a note 2 follow so...

Abby: Muffins from God in my tumbly...

Max: o great! ive lost them both

Abby: loved by me in my tumbly...

Ruby: T i drink w/ jam and bread.

Max: Oooooh! Geniusness! I just got a brilliant idea!

(Max signs off)

Abby: ?????

Ruby: whats yer idea?

Abby: MAX!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE!!!!

Ruby: i knew we'd drive her away sum day its yer fault u kno

Abby: But Ruby : : sniffle: : u started it!!

Ruby: R U TALKING BACK TO ME????!!!!!

Abby: um...

Ruby: *sigh* I guess it could be both of our faults

Abby: gomen!!!

Abby: So u 4give me?

Ruby: ya sorry

(Max signs on)

(Max signs off)

(Max signs on)

(Max enters chatroom: Abby)

Max: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Max: baka AOL

Abby: so what was yer idea?

Max: huh?

Ruby: you know 'oh geniusness'

Max: i have absolutely no clue what yer talking bout

Abby: aw!

Ruby: (edit copy edit paste)Max: Oooooh! Geniusness! I just got a brilliant idea!

Max: *thinks hard*

Ruby: grrrrrrrrrrr

Max: Oh I remember!

Abby: What? What? What?

Max: wanna end world corruption by forming an elite fighting team? You know, save the world from evil pop bands and businesses that have control of the government and stuff?

Abby: LETS!!! ::Happy, happy::

Max: I was just thinking it mite b fun

Ruby: ROFWMPLMAO! You guys r 2 much! "wanna end world corruption by forming an elite fighting team?" its just so cute!

Max: I don't c n e thing funny bout it

Abby: And why not?

Ruby: yer actually serious? You think we cood actually save the world? Despite the fact that WE'RE JUST FLIPPING

TEENAGERS!!!!

Max: yes

Abby: yup

Ruby: hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Max: wot?

Abby: ????

Ruby: I was just thinking bout a book: The Kid Who Ran For President I read it in 4th grade

Max: never read it

Abby: does the kid win?

Ruby: actually, yeah and its not too far-fetched.

Max: well if he can become president, why can't we save the world?

Ruby: Hmmmm...

Abby: let's enlist the bishies help! Bishies come

first! ::CHEERS WIDLY!::

Max: YEAH!!!

Abby: we cood get Gohan and Quatre, of course Quatre!

Max: and Trunks

Abby: and Miroku

Max: and Duo

Abby: and Tsunami

Ruby: hey guys

Max: and chibi Goku

Abby: chibi Goku? Do you know how little goes through his head?

Max: what?

Ruby: hey guys

Abby: chibi Goku?

Max: what's wrong w/ chibi Goku?

Abby: he sure aint a bishie

Ruby: hey guys

Max: Tsunami aint a bishie

Abby: ya but shes Tsunami an all powerful force in the galaxy!

Max: and chibi Goku is extremely talented in martial arts!

Abby: ooooooooooook- but he can't go super saiyan!

Ruby: HEY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Max: what?

Abby: ???

Ruby: there's only 1 problem in yer plan to enlist anime characters

Max: yes...

Ruby: THEY'RE NOT REAL!!

Abby: yer point?

Ruby: o I give up!

Max: yer not gonna help us?

Ruby: you guys r crazy!

Abby: that neva bothered you b4

Max: cum on Ruby, think about it... All those teeny bopper girls...

Abby: all waiting 4 you 2 show them the light...

Ruby: can I decorate our way cool hideout?

Max: *sigh* ok

Ruby: *glares at Max*

Max: What? we're on a tight budget as it is

Abby: money was never a problem for Goku etc.

Max: They had Bulma and all her Capsule Corp money

Ruby: Can I be Bulma? Pleeeeeease? I'll make tons of money for us and stuff and take care of us and...

Abby: lol hey how did u know that Ruby? i thot u didn't like anime?

Ruby: Bulma doesn't count! She actually CHANGES her style decade by decade...

Max: So, does this mean yer gonna help us?

Ruby: yup, if i can be our Bulma!!!

Abby: Yay! We can start 2mmorrow! You can even do my make p and hair if you like ::wants to be pretty for Quatre::

Ruby: makeup AND hair! Yay!

Max: *and there was much rejoicing*