Jealous
by cienne zoeldyck

 

DISLAIMER: I disclaim! I disclaim! Waaaaaahhh!!! ;_;

Author’s Notes: I changed some of the words in the song to make the story fit so, don’t go yelling “she wrote it all wrong, what a moron!”. I suggest you try and find the song because it’ll make your heart meeeelt. It’s ‘Jealous’ by: Nina. Also this fic switches between Saitou and Sano’s POV, then it’s in third person in the end. Hope you got that. Thanks, dee, for beta-ing. Enjoy.

 

 

Jealous of the guy that caught your eye

One of my darker days

When you look at him where was I?

I should’ve been in his place

 

            What a drag! He looks like one o’those freaky zombies from the twilight zone. I mean, just look at him. He’s all spooky with that blank stare in his eyes. Can’t even finish one whole sentence. It’s all ‘yeah, my ass’ or ‘I’ll kill you, fucking battousai!’. Does he even speak normal at all?

            And there goes that psycho cop rubbing elbows with him. Gimme a break. What the fuck does he see in that guy?! Man, he’s creepier than cricket face for god’s sake!

            Lookit! Look a’that! Did I just see that psycho’s hand on his ASS!?

            Grr… what a pervert! Look at them goin’ all lovey-dovey while Japan’s freedom is at stake. Once this mission is finished I’m gonna fuckin’ bash their heads in. I swear to all the Nine Gods I will!

            Creep!

            Weirdo!

            And, hey! My  brown eyes look cooler than those creepy greens of his.

            …

            Why, man?

            Why him?

 

            *****

 

Here I am, all alone imagining

            What might’ve been

            What could’ve been

            If I had been there?

 

            Ah, so the ahou does have a wanton bone in his body. But, I did not think it would be the girly battoussai who’d capture the wild roosterhead.

            Hmm… what a pussy! It must be the ahou who dominates him…

            Then again, his eyes are beautiful. Himura would get himself off a million times just staring into those eyes.

            And the pussy is stronger than the ahou so maybe…

            Always thought damned bishounen would suck for anyone, looks like I’m wrong… again. Does he know his eyes could’ve made Shishio fold? If he bends over, the Jupon Gatana would be killing each other to be first inside him. Even that Seta… ah, yes. I saw the way that pretty kid stared at the ahou while he fought with Himura.

            Then again, if the ahou was mine I’d kill anyone who thought they’d have a chance with him. I’ll probably castrate hundreds, shove their balls down their throat before they get the idea.

            …

            Then again, his Himura’s.

 

 

 

Jealous of the one who’s arms around you

Is he keeping you satisfied?

Jealous of the one who finally found you

Made your stars and sun collide

La, la, la…

He’s a very, very lucky guy

La, la, la…

 

 

            Aargh! If I see that damned pervert touch him again I’m gonna throw up. Don’t they ever stop!? I just know they have their tongues down each other throats once we turn our backs on them… fuckin’ perverts!

            ….

            They look good, though. I bet Jou-chan would go all starry eyed once she finds out about this two. I mean, what the hell! He’s cool and he’s waaaay past cool… there’s a word for that I think. Sexy? Hot? Seductive?

            Magnetic?…, who said that?

            Yeah, yeah. Animal magnetism. You look at him and think… here’s one sexy cricket. Ha-ha. Score one for the cricket man!

            Jeez… he acts like the creepy bastard’s the greatest life form ever created. Look at him, Hajime! He’s eyeing Kenshin like some meat for sale! You want your lover going all ga-ga over your worst enemy. What a numbskull?

            There, man! Look at him! He’s drooling at Kenshin, for god’s sake! Stop staring at me and look at HIM! He’s fuckin’ right behind you…

            ….

            That’s okay, man. I’d rather you look at me, anyway.

 

 

 

Jealous of the man who won your heart

They say it’s a perfect match

He’s gonna get to be what you want

And it don’t get better than that

 

            Doesn’t look like you have much taste, ahou. You’ve chosen a willow for a lover. Someone who’ll probably smother with you with love and affection like you crave so much, huh? Maybe more…

            But, do you see him as I do? A sick, little man who thinks he can atone for all his sins by not killing? Look at him trying to look insignificant when his hands hold so much destruction.

            Or, he could be the mother you never had, ne, ahou? Give you tub baths and whisper bedtime stories at night? Would you like that, ahou? Would you like his rough hands treat you gentle instead of mine that could worship and pleasure you?

            You’ve got to be the worst ahou in all of Japan.

            You see only him when I have so much more to give… or has he given you all you’ve ever wanted and needed.

            When you look at him… do you remember the nights you have shared and does your spine tingle with pleasure?

            Shit.

 

 

He’ll say you’re fine,

            Whisper words I wish were mine

What might’ve been

            What could’ve been

            Had I had been there

 

            There goes that dumb fuck again! Don’t you ever get tired leaning over like that? You’ll get a stiff neck, that’s for sure.

            Hell, I don’t care! You can go whisper all you want with ‘ooh, give it to me, baby’ and ‘I want you now’ and pant and breathe in his ear all you want and I don’t care one bit.  Hell, you can swallow his fuckin’ ear right now and I wouldn’t care one bit.

            I hope you choke on it, though. And I hope you gag so hard you’re creepy eyes fall off. Fuckin’ bastard.

            Man, I hate this! The one guy I really, really want and somebody else’s tongue is doing cha-cha on his ear. What a drag!

            That’s it for me, then! I can’t stand any more of this shit. If I can’t have him then, I hope somebody chokes on him while they make out some. And when there’s nobody else to fuck with, he’ll come begging to me. Heh. Six-five.

            What’s the nearest city here, anyway?

            …

            I guess I better wish him luck or something ‘fore I bail…

 

 

 

And you know I’d fight a good fight

If I thought I’d change your mind

But, if he makes you happy

            Then, I’ll leave the dream behind

And he better treat you right

And give you everything

Coz’ the moment that he doesn’t

            I’ll be waiting in the way

 

 

            “Hey, Saitou!”

            The cop turned, his golden gaze on Sanosuke, who was lugging his trademark duffel bag on one broad shoulder. “Ahou…”

            “Shut up with your nastiness, cop. I’ve got something ta tell ya.”

            Saitou’s eyebrow rose in inquiry and Sano took a deep breath to gather his courage.

            The cop stood there waiting until Sano spoke up. “I wanted to say, uh- good luck with you and Aoshi. I hope you, guys, have a great time together…”

            Saitou’s chuckle cut him off and Sano glared at him. “What the hell’s so funny?”
            “You, ahou.” Saitou said. “What gives you the idea that I have anything to do with Aoshi?”

            Sano paused, confused. “Well, you guys are always together, aren’t ‘cha? And you like him a lot…”

            He was cut-off by Saitou’s snickers again. “Ahou, Aoshi has nothing to do with me. Our relationship is strictly business. Doesn’t it ever occur to you that we’re always together on secret missions with the government?”

            Sano thought real hard this time and he felt his cheeks go red at his sudden realization. “I think I just made an ass of myself here.”

            Saitou was clearly amused. “I think I should be saying good luck to you and Himura?”
            Sano guffawed. “Hell, no. Me and Kenshin are like best friends y’know?” he paused, suddenly and his face brightened. “Well, that’s it then.” he bidded then turned to leave.

            “Wait, Sano…”

            “Yeah?”

            “Where are you going? Long journey?”

            Sano was grinning like a lunatic. “Nah, not anymore, man. I just realized my place is here.”

            Saitou nodded. “Glad your miniscule brain can process that.”

            Sano was too happy to register the insult. “One last questio, man. You sure nothing’s between you and Aoshi?”

            Saitou hid a smile. “You sure nothing’s between you and Himura?”

            “Sure I’m sure.” Sano replied.

            Saitou smirked. “Then, I’m sure as well, Sano. Run along now.”

            Sano’s steps were light as a feather as he retraced his steps to his little shack.

            Saitou watched him leave with a sly smile on his face. Run along, ahou. The next time I see you, you’ll be carrying my mark.

 

 

OWARI

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