Yo mamma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo mamma so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat people yelled "taxi"

Yo mamma so fat she has more rolls than a pastrey truck.

Yo mamma so fat she plays hopscotch like this:LA, Chicago, Boaston, New York.

Yo mamma so fat her shadow weighs 42 pounds.

Yo mamma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

Yo mamma so fat when she was laying on the beach whales popped up and started singing "we are family".

Yo mamma so fat I had to take a plain and to busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house she really SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the beach she's the only one to get a tan.

Yo mamma so dumb on a job aplication it said "sex?", and she wrote down "hope to have some soon."

Yo mamma so dumb she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.

Yo mamma so slutty she failed her drivers test because she couldn't get used to the front seat.

Yo mamma so slutty she's like a shotgun:one cock and she'll blow.