Before you read these I better tell you a
bit about this page. These comments are taken from years
of cricket following, not just after South Africa came
here. Also before I became a Neil McKenzie fan. Of course
some refer to him. They also refer to Justin Langer and
other favourites I have, and my love for cricket.
You know your a fanatic when
- You know when every game you can attend at Adelaide
Oval is on.
- You Know the international schedule by heart.
- When you book your motel the staff say "Oh
there's cricket on".
- When you arrive they say so when does the cricket
start.
- If you happen to go in the off season they say
"there's no cricket on why are you here".
- You
tell your friends you are going to Adelaide and they say
"oh more cricket".These are all things that
happen to me. The motel I stay at can almost pencil me in
and know what games i will be coming down for.
- You change working hours or days so you can watch the
cricket. I did this also
- If you can't change work you make sure there is a
radio or tv.
- You arrange your holiday time to go to cricket.I have been
doing this for quite awhile cant miss the Adelaide test
match.
- You make sure you can go in time for net practices. this is part
of my holiday.
- You go to net practices to get autographs and photos
and enjoy going.
- You arrive at the international games up to 2 hours
before the gates open to get your seat.
- You know more people at the cricket than in the in
Adelaide.
- When Australia plays overseas everyone asks you the
score the next day knowing you will know.
- You know more about players, nicknames and
information than your own friends.
- You have all the cricket sites booked marked on your
computer.
- You check them out daily just in case there is a new
photo or story of you favourite player.
- When there isn't any stories or photos of your
favourite player you wonder why.
- You watch the sport on the news hoping they will
mention cricket.
- You read the sport in newspapers just to read about
cricket.
- You get banned from using the words Neil, South
Africa and cricket in the house. banned was
easing!.
- Your friend offers you a lift on the condition you
don't mention cricket.this happened after the
Adelaide test match against South Africa when I went home
(some people just don't understand how great the cricket
and goings on were!!!!)
- You are willing to stay up most of the night to
listen to cricket when Australia is away. I did this. I
was very sleep deprived by the end of the tour.
- Even if you fall asleep you still have the radio on
and every time they mention your favourite player you
wake up. I did this too
- You pine for cricket in the off season.I really do
- You love state cricket as much as international.I
love state cricket
- You play Neopets and name your cyberpets after you
favourite players. (like gillyjustin)
- You want to name you pets after you favourite players
or their nicknames.not yet
- A close relative names their daughter Courtney and
you ask if they named her after Courtney Walsh
(I
actually did this and the mother got quite mad, the
father thought it was a great joke)
- You need new sunglasses and think Neil wears Red that
would suit me well. Besides it would match my bike and
bike helmet. (Yes I know he also has a blue pair
but so do I).
- You start saving to see as much cricket as possible
next time South Africa come out in about 3 years and 8
months but who's counting.It is 2 years
and 8 months now.
- You Go to Adelaide Oval and sit in the members
cheering for the Western Warriors.I do
- You notice the small things like when your favourite
player has a haircut.
- You watch a tape of your favourite player over and
over. (I have one 2.15 section i have
watched about 100 times)
- Your friends in America can understand some cricket
because you tell them about it so much (of course the
cross between soccer and baseball still has me amused).
- You scrapbook and the only photos upto date and
journaled are the cricket photos.
- Your yahoo chat name is cricket related as is your
email address
The
next few suggestions come from Ben
-
You write to players.
- You buy a photo album on the sole purpose to store
your cricket signatures
- You wrap every signature you have in tissue paper
- You then store them in envelopes.
41. You have an album for photos and one for signatures
42. You send letters to retired cricketers asking them
questions and poll the answers.
- You do trivias in Yahoo chat just on the Bradman era
- . You give users a nickname solely based on cricket (like westy
for me). Thanks Ben
- . You play Battle of the Sexes and get all the cricket
questions right. (which annoys the guys who then make
up questions only to have you answer them also).
- Your new favourite footballer reminds you of Justin
Langer.
- You are reading the sports section and see the word
warriors and think it is about the Western Warriors only
to be disappointed yet again.
- You have friends on you yahoo chat who understand you
and will talk about cricket as much as you do and enjoy
chatting as they also are banned from talking cricket.
- You see a player is signing his new book and you just
have to get the autograph so you have to buy the new
book.
(have done this still haven't read the book!).
- You check out all the cricket info sites even when
you have important exams.(thanks Deepti)
These
next ones come from Tarsh.
-
Whenever you get a new assignment at school you try to
think of how you can link it to cricket. have done
this
- Your bedroom is covered in posters of your favourite
players. I use to.
- You find a way to use the schools computers to blow
up the smallest picture with out distorting it so you can
have an A4 poster.
- Your latest nickname is the same as your favourite
players or similar.
- You refuse to go out with your friends because
there's cricket on. true
- You decide to give iced tea another shot because it
is Neil's favourite drink even thought you know you hate
it!
- You wake up after hearing the phone and think
"that might be Chris Carins". now what was
she thinking at the time I want to know!
- Your remember the exact date you became a cricket
fanatic.
- You drink milo and eat weet-bix just because they
sponsor the Aussie team.Not me, but do love the new
add! I think Brett Lee should stick to cricket!
- You plan to blow off schoolies week to got to the
cricket in Adelaide. Thanks again Tarsh.
- Your friend gets engaged and you tell her to find out
when the games are on at Adelaide oval so you can attend
the wedding! The wedding missed all games!
-
I got this From Caites obsession you buy a cricket
magazine just for the article on your favourite player! Thats me!
-
Your dentist calls you a cricketologist! (of course he
talks cricket with your mouth full of tools!) but this
sounds better than a Fanatic.
-
You attend games even in a heatwave just because you love
your team so much!
If you
have anymore suggestions for here please contact me.