The Delima Newsletter

What's New

At last!!!!!! new NAPKIN was made epecially to satisfy women!!.....Introducing!!!.....The new "WHISPER with FINGERS"....Keeps you wet even when you're dry...

The Jokes of the Century

Sinner :

Father, simula po ng magka cellphone ako puro kabastusan ang natutunan ko.

Priest:

Bakit? ka text mo ba palagi ang nagbabasa ngayon nito?

Give 5 roadsigns that descibes women

Ans. no. 1: Deep excavation. Ans. 2: Slippery when wet. Ans. 3: Stop on red signal. Ans. 4: Slow down on curves and humps. Ans. 5: Men at work

Moms have mother's day. Dads have father's day. Preggies have labor day. What do single men have?? Ans.: PALM SUNDAY!!

Paglaki ko magpapatayo ako ng Mental Hospital.. Tapos aalagaan ko ang mga sira ulo, syempre, may bayad, pero dahil kaibigan kita, meron kang discount..

Super Gitik 2000

May isang lasing nakahubo nakita nang babae at sabi, AAAYY!! walang damit!!! daming bulbul liit ng titi. Sabi nang lasing, anong gusto mo, maliit na bulbul maraming titi!!!

Kung kahanga hanga ka, crush kita. Kung mabait at matalino ka, Idol kita. Pero kung kamukha kita, putang ina mag artista ka na!!!

Bakit ipinag babawal ni TANING ang sex sa impyerno? Sagot: Kasi baka maabot mo ang langit!!!

Web of the Future

Watch out for the release of the interrelated web pages of the entire clan of Delima.. Coming soon.

This new web page is capable of uploading and downloading files and information. If you are not a member of the family, you might not be able to access the entire system, but you can chat and send messages to the person you want to. All you have to do is fill up the forms to join the community.. Good luck and Have fun!!