The Bush Waker 5000
from the makers of 'crocodile dundee' and
the Dingo F**ker mac 7. Pen' ing dingos since 1742
a grassy knoll for example.
from
defending your alotments from godzilla
to
defending your gardens from...er...Godzilla.
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| A beatiful picnic basket perfect for a picnic on a grassy knoll for example. |
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| so versatile you can use it for anything from defending your alotments from godzilla to defending your gardens from...er...Godzilla. |
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