It's everybody!
Since escaping prison where he was incarserated for making sweet love to the cliffs of dover. He now run's a clog dancing troop with Lionel Blair
Currently working as one of the world's most successful necromancers. By standing by a grave with a megaphone screaming "wake up you Bastard" he has managed to wake up over four bodies ( all of which turned out just to be sleeping grave diggers but no one talks about it)
The Europe's only fully human hostile for the homeless, by lying atop a series of erotically charged broom handles he is able to shelter up to four homeless people at once. Unfortunately many people have been misusing his arm pits as a crack den.
Chris is quite possibly the last hope for the race of men. Everyday of everyweek of his life he prepares for the day of armegeddon where thousands of zombies will rise up from the damned earth.... by playing playstation.
Several months ago greg was visited by the doc from back to the future. He preceeded to tell him that in the future he would be a member of new labour and would be responsible for the privatisation of the nhs and it would all go pear shaped. He now strikes out against the government by wearing swp underwear on Tuesdays and Thursdays. FIGHT THE POWER!
Lewis wants us all dead,
Dead!
Mutha funkin' cold in the rotten soil of putrid flesh!!!
Oh and a portable cup holder.
Rhiannon is currently on the run from the Police having tutted at the queen. Not that I want to sell her down the river but the word is that
She's hiding out under the the world's largest pair of novelty pants. The 'ring around the roses' tune that is constantly played by the pants is said to have driven her MAD!
Ranveer is a cursed man. For every person he ever meets that does not contain his filthy seed he recieves great pain. This pain has transformed him into the twisted love monkey he is this day.
Note, ranveers entire body is fully permeable to squirrels and ex-atheletes, which is why he no longer gets invited to the BBC sports person of the year awards. His bottom actually used to be permeable to chairs but luckily he got a cream.
Dan, having recently been dismissed from working at the local jewish creche (for not being jew enough), is currently serving a life sentence in max security prison for undisclosed reasons having had all his computers conviscated.
Denmark has had a profound affect on Anders. He now travels the coasts of the world smoothing off shingle by rubbing them against his thighs.
"are you you sure you don't wanna hang around for a bit?"
"stop touching me, DON'T TOUCH ME!"