| Captain Planet |
| The History The story of the genesis of the greatest hero ever, Captain Planet, is truly and epic adventure (whilst at the same time convieniently short which is useful for anyone that has ironing to be getting on with). |
| Many years ago around the time the macaraner was first sweeping the nation (much like the black death only with a slightly higher death toll). A young man from kiddeminister called Nixon, whilst on a school trip around a local, secret chemical weapons factory unfortunately ate some radioactive organic fruits and vegetables. Later whilst on his second school trip of the day around a factory for cheap and excessively flashy jewelery, he started to complain of indigestion much to the horror of his class causing them to flee the scene immediatly. In his sensitive state this came a quite a shock. Unfortunately the mutant fruits and vegetables saw this as a moment of weakness and took the opportunity to alter his DNA forever. This mutation then caused him to disappear into four rather flashy looking soveign rings that had been sitting quite close to him. Over the years (about a week later) these rings eventually ended up in the possession of five youths (and a monkey) and by pure chance during an exchange of fisticuffs between the four the rings collided and cpt planet was released. He then decided that with their help he would fight evil forever more ("for abit of a laugh") And the rest is history. |