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Az esk�v� napj�n Kathyt �lt�ztett�k k�r�lv�ve az eg�sz csal�ddal, amikor hirtelen esz�be jutott, hogy elfelejtette elhozni az esk�v�i cip�j�t.P�nik.Akkor a n�v�r�nek esz�be jutott, hogy m�g megvan az � esk�v�i feh�r cip�je �s odaadta Kathynak az esk�v�re.Sajnos a cip� egy kicsit sz�k volt.Mire a lakodalom v�get �rt Kathy l�bai nagyon elgy�tr�dtek.Amint � �s a fiatal f�rje Anthony visszavonultak a szob�jukba az egyetlen, amire gondolni tudott, hogy megszabaduljon a cip�j�t�l.A csal�dtagok a h�l�szoba ajtaj�ban csoportosultak �s nagyj�b�l azt hallott�k amit v�rtak-morran�st, fesz�t� zajokat �s id�nk�nt tompa sikolyt.V�g�l hallott�k, hogy Antony mondja:�Istenem ez azt�n sz�k volt!��me, suttogta a mama mondtam, hogy sz�z volt.Akkor meglepet�s�kre az hallott�k, hogy Anthony azt mondja, �Most l�ssuk a m�sikat!�Ez most t�bb morran�ssal �s fesz�t�ssel j�rt, �s v�g�l Anthony azt mondta: �Istenem ez m�g sz�kebb volt!��Ez az �n fiam� mondta az apa �A tenger�sz az mindig tenger�sz.�

On the day of the wedding, Kathy was getting dressed,surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized shehad forgotten to bring her wedding shoes. Panic.Then, her sister remembered that she had a pair of whiteshoes from her wedding, so she lent them to Kathy for theday. Unfortunately, they were a bit too small. By the time thefestivities were over, Kathy's feet were in agony.When she and bridegroom, Anthony, withdrew to their room,the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.The rest of the family crowded around the door to thebedroom, and they heard roughly what they expected --grunts, straining noises, and an occasional muffled scream.Eventually, they heard Anthony say, "Goodness, that was tight!""There," whispered the mother. "I told you she was a virgin!"Then, to their surprise, they heard Anthony say, "Now for the other one."This was followed by more grunting and straining, and atlast, Anthony said, "Goodness, that was even tighter!""That's my boy," said the father. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."