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| ��regem, �n f�lek� - mondta Anthony az egyik bar�tj�nak - �Kaptam egy lapot egy fick�t�l, aki azt �rta, hogy elt�ri a l�bamat, ha nem hagyom abba a feles�ge fix�roz�s�t� �Nos� v�laszolta a bar�tja, �Megl�t�som szerint abba kell hagynod a neje b�mul�s�t.� �K�nny� neked azt mondani.� �Olyan nagyon tetszik neked?� k�rdezte a bar�t. �Nem arr�l van sz�,� mondta Anthony. �A fick� nem �rta al� a nev�t.� |
| Egy id�s�d� p�r egy d�lut�n csod�s romantikus hangulatban t�rt haza egy esk�v�r�l. Amint �ld�g�ltek k�tszem�lyes fotelj�kben, az id�s h�lgy r�n�zett a p�rj�ra �s mondta: �Eml�kszem, hogy cs�kolt�l engem minden lehets�ges esetben.� Az id�s f�rfi kicsit k�nyszer�tve �rezte mag�t �s �thajolva adott egy puszit az arc�ra. Akkor a n� mondta: � Arra is eml�kszem, hogy fogtad a kezem minden alkalommal.Az �reg f�rfi ism�t k�nyszer�tve �rezte mag�t �s �tny�lt �s kedvesen r�tette a kez�t a kez�re. Az id�s h�lgy akkor mondta, �Arra is eml�kszem, hogy amikor harapd�ltad a nyakamat a gerincem borzongott.�Ekkor az �reg f�rfi �res �br�zattal felkelt a hely�r�l. Amint elkezdett kimenni a nappalib�l, a feles�ge k�rdezte: �Volt valami abban amit mondtam, hov� m�gy?� Az �reg f�rfi r�n�zett �s v�laszolta: �A m�sik szob�ban hagytam a m�fogsoromat.� |
| "Boy, I'm scared," Anthony said to one of his friends, "I gota letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn'tstop seeing his wife." "Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeinghis wife." "Easy for you to say." "You like her that much?" the friend asks. "It's not that," declared Anthony. "He didn't sign his name." |
| An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoonand were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their loveseat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had."The old man feeling a bit obliged leaned over and gave hera peck on the cheek. Then she said, "I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity." The old man again feeling obligated reached over and gently placed his hand on hers. The elderly woman then stated,"I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and send chills down my spine." This time, the old man had a blank stare on his face and started to get up off the couch. As he began to walk out ofthe living room, his wife asked, "Was it something I said,where are you going?" The old man looked at her and replied, " I'm going in the other room to get my teeth!" |
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