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Egyszer volt egy milliomos, aki gy�jt�tte az �l� allig�torokat. A kast�lya m�g�tti medenc�ben tartotta �ket. A milliomosnak volt m�g egy gy�ny�r� hajadon l�nya.
Egy napon a milliomos elhat�rozta, hogy egy nagy partit rendez, �s a partin kijelentette:
� Kedves vend�geim, minden jelenl�v� f�rfinak felaj�nlom, hogy fizetek egy milli� doll�rt, vagy hozz�adom a l�nyomat, aki �t�szik az allig�torokt�l hemzseg� medenc�n s�rtetlen�l.�
Amint befejezte a mond�k�j�t egy nagy csobban�s hallatszott. A f�rfi teljes er�b�l �szott a medenc�ben �s a t�meg elkezdte �ljenezni.V�g�l siker�lt neki s�rtetlen�l eljutni a medence t�ls� oldal�ra.
A milliomosra nagy benyom�st tett. Azt mondta: � Ez hihetelen ! Fantasztikus! Nem hittem, hogy ezt meg lehet csin�lni. Nem alkudozhatok. A l�nyomat, vagy az egy milli� doll�rt akarja?�A f�rfi visszanyerte a l�legzet�t �s mondja:

� N�zze, �n nem akarom a p�nz�t! Nem akarom a l�ny�t! �n azt a k�cs�g�t akarom, aki belel�k�tt a medenc�be! �

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have aproposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars,or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.The millionaire was impressed. He said, "That was incredible!Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"