Our first section deals with the heavenly consumption of beer.......the most important creation. Our theory states that "beer was created to counteract women." Men need to consume beer in order to have the strength and willingness to go to the mall for more than an hour, watch those wonderful "Days Of Our Lives" episodes, go to weddings, write thought out expressions of love, and to listen to the Indigo Girls. Beer is a sacred fluid used as an inhibitor, decision-maker, ointment, or a finishing liquid for furniture. Take your pick. So, with that said......view the Icebox!
This page o' fun will take you through the dark and murky waters of beer, travel, poetry, and our favorite movies, music, wav files, and miscellaneous tidbits of info. YOU MUST BE SINGLE TO VIEW THIS PAGE! If not....beat it!. To further the development of our lebidos, pictures are available for the lovely ladies out there! Try not to drool over the Pornstar! We know....its tough! On with the Chloraphyll!