Picture a
surreal atmosphere of adult adolescence, caps to Red Stripe bottles that
pave an intoxicating road to a
sandy
paradise, a diversionary screen of blondes, live music at an outdoor cafe
on a Saturday afternoon in Buckhead,the newest
issue of Rolling Stone with Sarah Michelle Gellar or Rebecca Romijn on
the cover, J. Crew clothes on sale at ungodly prices, a lifetime
supply of Honey Brown, no authority or responsibility, an Austin Powers
weekly sit-com, an end to those captivating history
lectures, major hotties from Indiana, Auburn, and Michigan State universities,
a land of labrador retrievers, swimming in
the Caribbean climate at 4 am, an endless Nuge concert, one guy with seven
brothers,
actually understanding the lyrics to Rage Against the Machine's "Vietnow,"
weekend trips to wherever youwant at the spur
of the moment, the discontent with dudes named Ed (except Sugaree's Dad),
and Herbal Essensce Shampoo comercials.
This is what we are all about. After all, we live by the Dr. Seuss
quote: "If you haven't tried it, you should,
because its fun, and fun is good." On to
the action! Arrrrrrr......!
Our first section deals with the heavenly consumption of beer.......the most important creation. Our theory states that "beer was created to counteract women." Men need to consume beer in order to have the strength and willingness to go to the mall for more than an hour, watch those wonderful "Days Of Our Lives" episodes, go to weddings, write thought out expressions of love, and to listen to the Indigo Girls. Beer is a sacred fluid used as an inhibitor, decision-maker, ointment, or a finishing liquid for furniture. Take your pick. So, with that said......view the Icebox!
This page o' fun will take you through the dark and murky waters of beer, travel, poetry, and our favorite movies, music, wav files, and miscellaneous tidbits of info. YOU MUST BE SINGLE TO VIEW THIS PAGE! If not....beat it!. To further the development of our lebidos, pictures are available for the lovely ladies out there! Try not to drool over the Pornstar! We know....its tough! On with the Chloraphyll!
So, you are desiring photos of the lads huh? Well, then you should probably contact GQ or the latest issue of the FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted catalogue. Seriously though, the photo album is accompanied by captions. If you do not like inside humor, don't view the Photo Album!
You can use this handy little table to surf around our web site: Time for the thank yous! For the Deadheads we all know and love Jonny's lame attempt at an exhibition of some culture. Bear with me here, so I like McEscher, okay? 1999 Turkey Shoot Gallery -- Try it, it's fun! Mattijuana's Quotational Analysis RedMeat.com, just see for yourself. Here's a link to Sugaree's OTHER Homepage. There's a lot about himself on this one. Do you like real futbol? Take a gander at Matt and Jonny's page of world futbol! NEW!!! Updated Photo Gallery as of January 1999