By: Kaht
Dedicated to Rocky the Rock
My little friend,
We go together.
He's gonna live,
Forever and ever.
Because he's an INANIMATE OBJECT!
AN INANIMATE OBJECT!
He doesn't see, feel, speak or hear,
He can't make fun of me,
And call me a big fat steer.
And when I say, "Hey, come on over here."
He just stands there.
<rockin' drum solo>
'Cause he's an INANIMATE OBJECT!
AN INANIMATE OBJECT!
We'll always be, very good friends.
We'll be good friends,
'Til my life ends,
Because his don't. <rockin' drum solo> NO HIS DON'T!
Because he is an INANIMATE OBJECT
AN INANIMATE OBJECT
AN INANIMATE OBJECT
<repeat fourteen times>
